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Houston Astros

The Houston Astros are a Major League Baseball team based in Houston, Texas. They are in the American League West Division but were previously in the National League Central Division.

Founded: 1962 (National League expansion)
Formerly known as: Houston Colt .45s (1962-1964). The team changed its name to the Astros when it began playing in the Astrodome in 1965.
Home ballpark: Minute Maid Park, Houston (formerly known as Astros Field and Enron Field)
Former ballparks: Colt Stadium, Houston Astrodome
Uniform colors: Orange and blue
Logo design: Orange star with a white H on the cap and the word "Astros" on the jersey in a block font

(Note: All achievements before 2012 were in the National League, all achievements 2013 and later were in the American League)
Wild Card titles won (4): 2004, 2005, 2015, 2020
Division titles won (13): 1980, 1981, 1986, 1997, 1998, 1999, 2001, 2017, 2018, 2019, 2021, 2022, 2023
Pennants won (5): 2005, 2017, 2019, 2021, 2022
World Series championships won (2): 2017, 2022
Retired numbers: 5, 7, 24, 25, 32, 33, 34, 40, 49, 42
Hall of Fame inductees: Craig Biggio, Jeff Bagwell, Nolan Ryan, Joe Morgan, Randy Johnson, Iván Rodríguez, Don Sutton, Nellie Fox, Leo Durocher, Eddie Mathews, Robin Roberts
Main Rivals: Los Angeles Dodgers, New York Yankees, Texas Rangers, Atlanta Braves, Washington Nationals
Historical Rivalries: St. Louis Cardinals, Chicago Cubs
(This is an updated version of the definition made by CubbiesSwallow in 2005)
The Houston Astros own the New York Yankees in the playoffs!
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Chicxulub asteroid

Something that solves many problems with a single action, i. e. killing many birds with one stone. Named for what was responsible for the extinction of dinosaurs; since birds are dinosaurs, that means that the asteroid (a stone) killed many birds.
(cx is pronounced "ksh")
Snow is my Chicxulub asteroid; it gets me away from all my problems and helps me to feel better.
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A male who loves taking it up the ass so hard his booty hole is ripped to shreds.

A dirty Aston also enjoys being spanked and is definitely a bottom
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Dirty Aston

A male who is obsessed with taking huge penises up the ass. A dirty Aston engages in “butt fucking” every night and in most cases their assholes are tore to shreds.

They also love spanking and are always the bottom.
My dad is a real “Dirty Aston
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Silk Astral

Silk Astral is the name given to Project gHOST Astral's last forum submitted by Humayun Bashir (icy) — (ig: hb.055) in October of 2024 @ TOR.

I'M posting this info along with the verified pjp for anyone interested without his permission because I'm literally just a girl. <3 🎀 (I'm sorry humayun).

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Devil Astaroth

Some goofy ah devil from black clover with time magic

Ppl say he's asta's father

ppl say astaroth was divided by Julius into 2 different ppl named liebe and asta

Did i forgot to say that he's the strongest devil?
Defined: Asta's real magic is not screaming it's time magic because he's part of the Devil Astaroth
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Bulbul Astmi

This is a festival dedicated to kids, on this day kids gets gift of their choice
Billy: I wanna buy a new toy.
Mom: wait for 'Bulbul Astmi' ,your father will gift you.
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