Sockz

Well, I like to say it like you have
spit in your mouth. Just try, 'SOCKSSS.'

Usually, I'll scream it out the window, to people driving by in cars :)

Other words you can try:
Sockz, SUGARSHACK, Pickles, Strawberries,
snacks, cookies, candypanties, or salsa.

by Mel. <3 October 6, 2008

SOCK CROUTON

WHEN YOU MASTURBATE IN A PAIR OF YOUR FRIENDS CLEAN SOCKS, THEN PUT THEM BACK IN THEIR DRAWER

FUCK JOHNNY HE'S AN ASS I GAVE HIM A SOCK CROUTON.

by CHUBBY BUNNY February 5, 2010

Sock Meatballs

An work-place friendly way to tell someone to "suck your balls"

Boss: "Dave get back to your desk and do your job"

Dave: "Sock Meatballs"

Boss: *confused*

by Zimbobby June 11, 2010

Sock Story

A pointless story told. NO punch line, and an awkward silence always follows, not always about socks.

1."Today i walked my dog and saw a bird.
IT WAS BLUE!"

"um..sock story"

2. "I have a sock story for you: Today i thought it was going to rain, so i fed my rabbit."

by Uknown, Unknown June 14, 2010

sock roller

Comes from the attitude of people who roll pairs of socks after laundry. Means to be tight-arsed.

It may have a positive or negative meaning depending on the sentence it is used in.

"Jeremiah is no sock roller, no wonder his life is so out of order"

"Selen's a right handed sock roller, you can just tell she's into some kinky shit.

by bebabalula December 15, 2011

sock stretcher

A girl with everything good but her cankles. An inverted butterface.

Ex., "You and your girl still together?"

"Nope. Had to end it cause she stretched out all my socks!"

"Classic sock stretcher!"

by Paulypoo November 20, 2014

Sock monster

Sock monster (noun)

When u have a intense nut in a sock and you incubate it so it comes to life

Had the best nut last night, had to make it a sock monster

by Boi_person February 15, 2017