pocket crickets

Sexually transmitted "crabs"

Man, I've got a roaring case of pocket crickets again!

by JP1969 January 10, 2008

Outta pocket

When some beautiful line of words is said unexpectedly with much flow in everyday conversation.

“D.W, it’s only children not lonely children. A lonely child is what you’re gonna be when I sell you”. What Arthur said was outta pocket.

by Kirgo December 2, 2022

Pocket pet

A pocket pet is a sex slave that you shrink and put in your pocket to take out when needed, they provide knowledge and pleasure

I need help on this test, let me ask my pocket pet.

I'd like some me time, and a cuddle from my pocket pet.

by Uno_Bruno August 19, 2024

Cooter Pooter Pocket

When a girl farts, it rolls the other way. It is your cooter pooter pocket

My fart rolled into my cooter pooter pocket.

by anonymous June 22, 2024

Pocket Twist

Giving yourself, or receiving, a hand job through the pocket of your pants.

Got a pocket twist under the table last night bruh.

by AuntJemimasSandwiches January 10, 2019

Hot Pocket

When you place Saran wrap in your partner's mouth and then you s*** into their mouth that is a "Hot Pocket"

My girlfriend let me give her a Hot Pocket last night this one tasted like s*** for real !

by Sikestwon June 16, 2022

Gas Station Pocket Knife

An individual that looks and acts tough, but is actually a pushover.

A bully or poser

"That Gas Station Pocket Knife started a shove match with a waiter for getting his girlfriend's order wrong, but he started crying after the waiter threw a punch."

by RalphTheWanderer October 6, 2022