numporion

someonw who doesen't listen to instructions

You numporion! you broke the pride of the fleet!

by xdr5t3evq3q September 21, 2023

Numbers 31

Wait... The Jewish guy who is better than anyone at CNN... He's going to cite the passage in the bible where God... Tells his followers... To kill all of the men.... And all of the women who have known a man... And to capture all of little girls as spoils...

Hym 😨 "Did he just cite numbers 31!? I mean... You see the irony there, right? Am I the only one who sees it? I am? Oh... Well, no, see... I mean, you SEE the irony there? Number 31? THAT is the passage from the bible you want to quote there? Your entire position was 'Hamas are animals! The Jews would NEVER do the thing that Hamas is doing... Which is murder and kidnap children.... Like in Numbers 31... Where God tells them to do that... And then they do exactly that...' I mean, do you see the irony there? That you chose THAT PASSAGE to quote? You could have chose LITERALLY any other part of the bible! But you chose the 'Murder and kidnapping' part to quote... THERE, like, TODAY... Just now... Wh... Why?"

by Hym Iam October 9, 2023

Numbassthropy

An unpleasant sensation typically felt after one sits on a toilet for a prolonged period of time.

1: "I have numbassthropy!"

2: "Dude! Too much information."

by Zoey Alexandria October 14, 2023

numbchucks

A dangerous fool of a person that has the unwilling and knowing ability to hurt you and them.

Calm down numbchucks before you hurt yourself.

by Bob Banks of Bury October 18, 2023

numb digger

A person participating in relationships with anesthesiologists to perform the infinite numbness glitch.

"There goes that numb digger again with his needle"

by savethejuice November 5, 2023

numblet

It's when a silly creature or thing follows you around. For ect a cat, a dog a fish. Any animal can be a numblet.

"A little numblet is following me"

"My numblet is my pet"

by Whatsypurhandle December 10, 2023

Number 27 at Chipotle

The number 27 at Chipotle involves a man with only a ski mask and leather straps walking into the chipotle kitchen and shitting into a tortilla and then jizzing all over the shit and then making a salad were the man pisses in it and then excretes little shit balls from his anus and using that instead of tomatoes, the salad then goes onto the tortilla with the shit and jizz still on there, the man then wraps the tortilla turning it into a burrito walks out of the kitchen then says to the customer while covered in shit jizz and piss "Here's your number 27"

"That Number 27 at Chipotle was really good, but it was missing something"

by JoeyFi December 12, 2023