Beef Gardener

One who performs oral sex. Typically on a female. Cunnilingus or Fellatio.

Dave was a Beef Gardener.
Gillian didn't care cause she wasn't getting any of that.

Gillian used to be a Beef Gardener until she advanced and grew a beef garden of her own.
Dave was hardcore butthurt because he wasn't getting any of that.

by bogosuperelf June 29, 2020

Iowa beef

Self-explanatory.

Guy 1: Have you ever tried beef from Iowa?
Guy 2: Nah, I've tried Iowa beef before, though.

by Huckleberry Joe November 29, 2017

Beefing

When she puts her tits in your ass

"Bro, the girl with the big tits was beefing me last night" "Nice bro"

by Najibthenigga October 11, 2018

beef

used in the midwest area, beef is when you say something about someone, and they are the "punchline" of your joke.

Jessica: Bitch your breath stank like shit!!

Rick: Damn hoe, why you beef me like that.

Jessica: Ahaaaa. Im Honest.

**could also use beefing or beefin.

by JessiBella. March 7, 2009

Beef Balloons

Incredibly massive augumented fake breast

"Have you seen Janet lately? She has Beef Balloons now!"

by TrojanMan'sDaddy June 2, 2019

Beef and broccoli

Beef and brocoli was first a term in the late 90s, early 2000 of weed mixed with pcp mint leaves, because the the mint leaves looked black mixed with the pcp plus the green of the weed...hence beef and broccoli

Im so zooted off this beef and broccoli

by Djunojuno1 March 6, 2021

Gooch beef

A jar of bovril stashed down your underpants, used for sneaking into events and enjoying a beefy treat.

Mike, hand over the gooch beef I'm gagging for a drink!

by Smoisty June 17, 2025