Donkey sounds

When you here sounds of a donkey it means that someone or more are having pleasure and you should leave them alone and not disturb them

Little Jonny heard donkey sounds from his parents bedroom when he was finding his small ball

by Jonny's lying April 27, 2025

Donkey Brittle

Loose, Dry Butthole

i.e "Have you ever dipped your finger in the Donkey Brittle?"

by $taxMade May 27, 2025

Donkey squirts

When a person has cramping in the stomach, as well as unholdable, uncontrollable diarrhea to the point where it makes you vocal

"Aaaaugh eeeeoooohhh"

I got the donkey squirts last night after eating that crunchwrap Supreme

by Yunglummy June 1, 2025

Donkey Kong

The act of penetrating another person with one’s genitalia. The act of sex.

We had some really good donkey Kong last night

by Redwood fan June 10, 2025

Donkey/Donk

Donkey is used to define something or an action that is “cool”, it is often used to praise things or actions. Donk is essentially the same thing but more commonly used to refer to an individual or a group of individuals rather than a thing or action.

Isaiah: Where was you at?

Amari: We just slid all through they shit! I brought the Donks wit’ me, Zaire got it crackin’ wit’ fully that bitch was Donkey!

(Donkey/Donk)

by young niggа January 31, 2026

Donkey Divot

(noun)

A gloriously polite way of calling someone an asshole without actually saying it. A donkey divot is the human equivalent of the chunk of turf ripped out of the ground after a terrible golf swing: unnecessary, messy, and leaving everyone around wondering why it happened.

Often used when someone is acting rude, clueless, or aggressively annoying but you’d still like to keep things technically PG.

• “Who ate the last donut and left the empty box?”
“Probably that donkey divot Dave again.”
• “Don’t be a donkey divot. Just admit you forgot to hit save.”

by Toxicwolf March 23, 2026

Donkey

A chelsea fan

He spent $200 on a Chelsea jersey just to watch them lose—typical donkey behavior

by anonymous July 30, 2025