Cat Feet 

Walking with quiet feet

If your tenant doesn't want a headache again, I will tell my son to walk with his cat feet.

Cat Feet by Anahid March 4, 2024

Cat Distribution System 

CDS A discrete and mysterious framework of assigning and delivering cats to unsuspecting persons. Functions on unknown parameters; furthers unknown wills. It's workings are usually perceived as random or lucky events.

]]] there is reason to suspect that this is in fact a deliberate scheme devised by a global network of feline intelligentsia as a means to facilitate the gradual subversion of the human race [[[

Guy: my buddy and his wife has a cat now, he says it came to them randomly as they were saying their vows at their wedding. He has only God to thank for that one!
Guy2: Heck, that's awesome. But it wasn't God. It was the Cat Distribution System.

Cat Distribution System by gnosticgnome March 16, 2024

Cat Chest Theory 

The Reboot Van mentioned it

*post a image of a cat in a chest*

"cat chest theory mentioned"

Cat Chest Theory by Urban John Dictionary March 27, 2024

Cat points

Cat points are something you give someone when referring to giving them pussy/vagina/sex.
You can also earn cat points if someone has good rizz or is complimenting you

Girl, you two were flirting so much, your going to give him your cat points soon.
Or
Yeah man, I was talking to her all night, think I earned some cat points

Cat points by Skettyflaps March 31, 2024

Cat Girlfriend 

Sundew

Sundew is such a good cat girlfriend

Cat Girlfriend by Henry K. Winters April 1, 2024

Cat beater 

Those demons that beat yo’ cat to the ground.

My boyfriend is the best cat beater around.

Cat beater by lovelypanda610 April 9, 2024

CAT AND THE HAT 

When someone talking wild

Skyler *starts tweaking*
walter"THAT BITCH ON CAT IN THE HAT"
CAT AND THE HAT

CAT AND THE HAT by Dirt sandwitch May 7, 2024