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Clot Blocked

Similar to being cock blocked. But instead of another person interfering with the prospect of coitus,
It is the realisation that the woman has her rags, With blood clots so heavy, even dolmio cant bear to wear that grin.
" Hey Shannan, Did you end up rooting that hot cunt Beezy the other night?

" No, I wish! I really wanted to, but i got clot blocked"

PERSON 1 " Do you reckon Chris rooted that hoT old bird Shannan"
PERSON 2 " Nah ,poor cunt got clot blocked'
PERSON 1 " I didn't think hed let a bit of blood stop him
PERSON 2 " It didnt , He still tried, what a keeper"
by ShannanD January 10, 2025
mugGet the Clot Blockedmug.
November 6th: A day where Jared Block can be attacked verbally in any way shape or form as long as there is no physical violence involved.
So glad to be alive on this day, National Attack Jared Block Day, where we can call Jared any mean name in the book and not be reprimanded. #thankful
by laparth November 5, 2020
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November 6th: A day where any verbal attack on Jared R. Block is permitted as long as no physical harm is done.
Glad to be alive on National Attack Jared Block Day! I've been waiting all year to attack that annoying man baby!
by laparth November 5, 2020
mugGet the National Attack Jared Block Daymug.

Shot block

When you go to cum in a woman and she shoves her hand in the way
by Bigmac16 January 27, 2020
mugGet the Shot blockmug.

Block B

South korean boy group.

Never seen normal for more than 10 seconds.
Derping like Kings since 2011.
Block B is consisting of the 7 idiots.
The crazy tough cookie, rapper and great Leader: Zico Ziaco.
The kitten eyed, Dance, vocalist and King of getting in trouble: U-Kwon.
The short, High note master: Taeil aka that guy with all the tattoos.
The selfish visual: Jaehyo.
The rapper and cucumber guy, who Also have a solo album and whose name Can Also be a pun: Park Kyung KyungCumber
The most normal one in the group, dancer vocalist and overly sexy member: B-bomb

The crazy, tall as maknae with the deep Batman voice, who can’t dance at all: P.O

Block B Also have a sub unit named Bastarz (with a Z so it looks cool) The subunit consists of: U-kwon, B-bomb and P.O

Fandom name: BBC
Me: Have you heard Block B's new comeback?

Other BBC: yeah! It is really good
by ThatOneGuyWithTheHat March 29, 2017
mugGet the Block Bmug.

boat block

A person who tries to kill a fishing trip. They will typically find excuses not to go because they have homosexual tendencies.
My wife hates fishing, that bitch is a boat block.
by Thefrisky April 25, 2015
mugGet the boat blockmug.

Yo Block

I'm gonna get ms.mcgyatt taken to Yo Block and get her harassed.
by YOYO DIALLO April 26, 2024
mugGet the Yo Blockmug.

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