Derek's Asshole

The deepest, darkest hole known to man.

I slipped and fell into Derek's asshole today.

by David's Penis January 23, 2024

Schrodinger's Asshole

a Schrodinger's asshole is a person who makes a statement or a joke, and decides if they don't give a fuck about it if they get embarrassed

She is literally Schrodinger's Asshole, she got so embarrassed when she spelled one word wrong and suddenly didn't care, but she's fuming!!!

by brookvollerei February 12, 2024

bleach the pig's asshole

Cleaning something to an extreme or unusual degree.

You have been cleaning your lawn mower all day I can see myself in the blades, are you trying to bleach the pig's asshole?

by P0rky69 February 14, 2024

twidle my asshole hairs

This is when you use a twiser to remove your asshole hairs.

im gonna twidle my asshole hairs

by ladybird234 February 27, 2024

schrodinger's asshole

Alternate phrase for "Schrodinger's douchebag"

Person 1: "Women shouldn't be allowed to vote"
Person 2: "That's kinda fucked up"
Person 1: "It was just a joke"
Person 2, to Person 3: "He's a Schrodinger's asshole"

by chainswordcs December 10, 2023

Joe Biden's asshole cigars

literally

I witnessed Joe Biden's asshole cigars

by merdeur merdesse March 8, 2024

National Send an Ass/Asshole day

March 30th the National Send an Ass/Asshole photo/video day! But to be honest, it could be everyday. come on!

!!! REMEMBER IT HAS TO BE CONSENSUAL !!!

GF: *sends ass*
GF: Happy National Send an Ass/Asshole day!

by PepeTheGreatoMe3 March 29, 2024