Top ramen penis

When the penis looks like the the first layer on uncooked Top Ramen Penis also known as Maruchan Cock

Sabrina-oh my God girl last night I went to perform fellatio you won't believe what the nightmares down there
Bria- I didn't have the best of luck last night either girl
Sabrina- he had Top Ramen penis I got up and left right away it looks like somebody took a uncooked Ramen noodle and somehow rolled it up that Maruchan Cock terrified me

by Ramen Hood February 28, 2021

trans top

A transgender man who still has their penis and likes/prefers to use it to penetrate their partner during sex.

Toni (a trans top man) topped me last night when we had sex.

by XandYchromosomes February 2, 2023

Top

Giving someone brain(sucking dick)

Gimme some top girl

by anonymous November 10, 2021

Top

Raven and cas

Raven and cas are big stronk tops

by Ptraven May 25, 2021

top hogger

someone who hogs being on top while making out or fucking and makes the other person be a bottom

david is a top hogger, he never lets me be on top

by 843184 January 4, 2020

off top

for sure, straight up, absolutely, for real, really though, Hell yeah, no problem.

Off top I'm trying to go to this party.

"Do you want to grab some beers?" answer: Off top

I can do that for you off top

Yo I'm not playing with this fool, off top

by pcbirdn November 14, 2020

Tri-Keta-Tops

It’s like a triceratops, but cooler.

That’s a tri-keta-tops, not a triceratops.

by tate21 January 22, 2024