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sex insurance

An agreement reached between at least 2 people meaning that in the case one of them fails to get lucky, the other one will provide them with the desired service (usually intercourse).

Having someone ready to fall back on should one not be able to get laid. This can be a friend, a f*** buddy, a partner in an open relationship, a sex acquaintance, etc. Problems often arise when 2 people both have sex insurance with each other, and only one gets laid, or one takes out too many sex insurance policies ie. sex insurance with too many people.
1 - Amanda had a hot date last night, but the loser said that he "had to be up early" the next morning and left her without any action. Luckily Amanda had agreed with her friend Steve that they would provide sex insurance to each other, and since Amanda was in the mood, she called Steve up when her date left and they slept together.

2 - Mike and Ted happened to not pick up any chicks at the bar last Saturday. Luckily for Mike his sex insurance partner also had no luck that night and he called her on the way home to hook up with her.
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Minecraft sex

When you get your girl all hot and bothered by whispering, "That's a nice everything you have there. Would be a shame if something happened to it" in the style of a creeper in the middle of sex.

Use with caution. This is some kinky shit and it works 100% of the time 50% of the time, so just be careful.
Me: That'ssssss a nice everything you have there. Would be a shame if something happened to it

Her: Oh my god, do me

Me: Minecraft sex. Works every time.
by JRichts January 12, 2012
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Sex Canyons

Two Dimples located directly above a females ass. Caused by lack of fat in the lower back. One of the sexiest portions of the female anatomy.
I don't know what to look at! Her ass or those Sex Canyons!
by IceWithHeata April 18, 2009
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suprise sex

Sex that the recipient didn't realize they agreed to.
Chick: "Kobe totally raped me from behind. I didn't want to have sex with him. I'm calling the cops."
Lawyer: "Nah, it was just suprise sex. You were asking for it."
Chick: "Oh, cool."
by poohbah May 24, 2006
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sex pot

sex pot means a very HOT person.
Ashley is one fine sex pot.
by Kyle Roe October 24, 2005
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Lesbian Sex

Something that everyone can find sexy.

Jordan (a female Jordan) walked into her Amy's house, where se found Amy staring at her seductively. Amy was wearing nothing but some tight booty shorts with some fishnet leggings under. Jordan stared at her, becoming more and more wet as she looked at Amy's bare breasts. Amy walked over too her quickly and sucked on her neck. Her wet lips leaving traces of saliva everywhere they went. Jordan wrapped her arms around Amy's torso and rubbed her hands on Amy's bare back. Amy walked around Jordan and pushed her onto the couch, and got on top of her. Jordan had never been so wet. Amy slipped Jordan's shoes off and tossed them across the room. Jordan kissed Amy's large breasts, and drug her lips down to Amy's belly button. Jordan took all of her clothes off, and walked into the kitchen, being sure to flaunt her tight ass towards Amy. She jumped up onto the kitchen table and spread her legs, allowing Amy to suck her bald pussy. Amy found Jordan's clit and stuck her tongue inside Jordan's wet vagina. Jordan then pulled off Amy's booty shorts and fishnet leggings, and kissed her pussy. Amy fingered Jordan hard and rubbed her cum on Jordan's breasts. Jordan sat in a kitchen chair, where Amy sat on Jordan backwards. Their wet pussies touched, and Jordan kissed Amy's passionately. They got onto the floor and scissored.
Amy: Let's have lesbian sex!
Jordan: Okay!
by Yerpernoodles September 23, 2018
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prison sex

In male prisons, same-sex relations that usually follow strict role assignments in which one or more prisoners is/are the the daddy, or dominant partner(s), who penetrate or receive fellatio from a submissive partner, who may or may not being a willing participant. While most prison sex follows this highly scripted pattern, there are occasionally flip-flops, men who penetrate or fellate each other by mutual consent.
I heard that afta 18 months locked up, DaShawn over on D-Block couldn't take doin' without no mo' and let that sissy on his tier give'em some prison sex.
by BxMuscle March 15, 2008
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