When you get your girl all hot and bothered by whispering, "That's a nice everything you have there. Would be a shame if something happened to it" in the style of a creeper in the middle of sex.
Use with caution. This is some kinky shit and it works 100% of the time 50% of the time, so just be careful.
Use with caution. This is some kinky shit and it works 100% of the time 50% of the time, so just be careful.
Me: That'ssssss a nice everything you have there. Would be a shame if something happened to it
Her: Oh my god, do me
Me: Minecraft sex. Works every time.
Her: Oh my god, do me
Me: Minecraft sex. Works every time.
by JRichts January 11, 2012
When two people are horny on Minecraft and can't actually find a mans or WOmans so they go and say "Hey, lets frick on this bed" And the person is like "OkaY." And the female crouches and the guy or WOMAN OR MAN OR man acts as if he is hitting it from behind. Eventhough, He could simply go on pornhub.com. #ad. The woman will then act as if she is moaning, however, behindthe screen she is probably eating a bag of BBQ lays chips #ad. If you are in a public server everyone will possibly be looking at the chat and wanting to die.
Boy: Lets fuck.
Girl: Okay! ( starts to remove clothing )
Boy: NOT IN REAL LIFE IDIOT. On minecraft.
Girl: oh :( okay.
Boy: ( types *groans* into chat. )
Girl: Do we really have to have Minecraft Sex?
Boy: YES! now find a better skin then that.
Girl: Okay! ( starts to remove clothing )
Boy: NOT IN REAL LIFE IDIOT. On minecraft.
Girl: oh :( okay.
Boy: ( types *groans* into chat. )
Girl: Do we really have to have Minecraft Sex?
Boy: YES! now find a better skin then that.
by Milkywaybaby March 20, 2020
having the intense sex in minecraft with either your girlfriend or boyfriend after placing your beds next to eachother and crouching over and over
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