When you get your girl all hot and bothered by whispering, "That's a nice everything you have there. Would be a shame if something happened to it" in the style of a creeper in the middle of sex.
Use with caution. This is some kinky shit and it works 100% of the time 50% of the time, so just be careful.
Use with caution. This is some kinky shit and it works 100% of the time 50% of the time, so just be careful.
Me: That'ssssss a nice everything you have there. Would be a shame if something happened to it
Her: Oh my god, do me
Me: Minecraft sex. Works every time.
Her: Oh my god, do me
Me: Minecraft sex. Works every time.
by JRichts January 12, 2012
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by IceWithHeata April 18, 2009
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Lawyer: "Nah, it was just suprise sex. You were asking for it."
Chick: "Oh, cool."
Lawyer: "Nah, it was just suprise sex. You were asking for it."
Chick: "Oh, cool."
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Jordan (a female Jordan) walked into her Amy's house, where se found Amy staring at her seductively. Amy was wearing nothing but some tight booty shorts with some fishnet leggings under. Jordan stared at her, becoming more and more wet as she looked at Amy's bare breasts. Amy walked over too her quickly and sucked on her neck. Her wet lips leaving traces of saliva everywhere they went. Jordan wrapped her arms around Amy's torso and rubbed her hands on Amy's bare back. Amy walked around Jordan and pushed her onto the couch, and got on top of her. Jordan had never been so wet. Amy slipped Jordan's shoes off and tossed them across the room. Jordan kissed Amy's large breasts, and drug her lips down to Amy's belly button. Jordan took all of her clothes off, and walked into the kitchen, being sure to flaunt her tight ass towards Amy. She jumped up onto the kitchen table and spread her legs, allowing Amy to suck her bald pussy. Amy found Jordan's clit and stuck her tongue inside Jordan's wet vagina. Jordan then pulled off Amy's booty shorts and fishnet leggings, and kissed her pussy. Amy fingered Jordan hard and rubbed her cum on Jordan's breasts. Jordan sat in a kitchen chair, where Amy sat on Jordan backwards. Their wet pussies touched, and Jordan kissed Amy's passionately. They got onto the floor and scissored.
Jordan (a female Jordan) walked into her Amy's house, where se found Amy staring at her seductively. Amy was wearing nothing but some tight booty shorts with some fishnet leggings under. Jordan stared at her, becoming more and more wet as she looked at Amy's bare breasts. Amy walked over too her quickly and sucked on her neck. Her wet lips leaving traces of saliva everywhere they went. Jordan wrapped her arms around Amy's torso and rubbed her hands on Amy's bare back. Amy walked around Jordan and pushed her onto the couch, and got on top of her. Jordan had never been so wet. Amy slipped Jordan's shoes off and tossed them across the room. Jordan kissed Amy's large breasts, and drug her lips down to Amy's belly button. Jordan took all of her clothes off, and walked into the kitchen, being sure to flaunt her tight ass towards Amy. She jumped up onto the kitchen table and spread her legs, allowing Amy to suck her bald pussy. Amy found Jordan's clit and stuck her tongue inside Jordan's wet vagina. Jordan then pulled off Amy's booty shorts and fishnet leggings, and kissed her pussy. Amy fingered Jordan hard and rubbed her cum on Jordan's breasts. Jordan sat in a kitchen chair, where Amy sat on Jordan backwards. Their wet pussies touched, and Jordan kissed Amy's passionately. They got onto the floor and scissored.
by Yerpernoodles September 23, 2018
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I heard that afta 18 months locked up, DaShawn over on D-Block couldn't take doin' without no mo' and let that sissy on his tier give'em some prison sex.
by BxMuscle March 15, 2008
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I hooked up with this really hot, funny guy last night but it ended up being junk sex -- I didn't even come, but he sure did -- loud enough to wake the neighbors!
by Julie_College January 19, 2008
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