Shoulder Pocket

A shoulder pocket is a hole formed by the meeting of your collarbone and your shoulder. The shoulder pocket is important when identifying a potential mate, for the obvious benefit of being able to hold snacks for after-coitus hunger.

Omg Mariah, Jon has the BEST shoulder pockets. I am gonna marry that mutha fucka.

by KoeiLovesJonsShoulderPockets August 25, 2018

Gas Station Pocket Knife

An individual that looks and acts tough, but is actually a pushover.

A bully or poser

"That Gas Station Pocket Knife started a shove match with a waiter for getting his girlfriend's order wrong, but he started crying after the waiter threw a punch."

by RalphTheWanderer October 07, 2022

iowa hot pocket

A lizard that is a slizzard and it bites the males penis in half then the male lizard shares the half penis with his family

Hey mu lizard just had an Iowa hot pocket

by Fireslizzard March 14, 2016

Pocket rocket pussyfoot

A really funny insult to use when your in a non-serious argument. This phrase originated from Lila and Jenny’s creative imagination.

“Stfu you pocket rocket pussyfoot”

by pussyslayr April 15, 2022

hamburger hot pocket

When you stuff a large, stout penis inside of a vagina that has been exposed to the Suns rays for over an hour.

Dude, it was so hot yesterday that me and my girlfriend made a hamburger hot pocket! Then she slapped me for finishing inside.

by CooterTooter December 10, 2015

croc in his pocket

a person who is stingy or cheap; usually someone who has money

"It's never Jim's turn to pay, he must have a croc in his pocket."

by dbdbdb999 December 31, 2015

Platonic Pocket

It's like the friend zone but better. It's a list of friends you keep around for when the relationship doesn't work. You pick a friend to pursue a relationship with and continue adding on to the list for next time.

I'm going to put him in my platonic pocket just in case things don't work out.

by CDCDefinitions September 24, 2024