Thot pocket

One or more girls typically a thot inside a sleeping bag with you.

Hey Chelsea let's make a thot pocket.

by 450r December 8, 2019

Texas Pocket Flick

you uppercut into your girls coochie and flick the cervix with the middle finger, guarantee you bro this the shit right here.

“ay bro last night hit my girl with a texas pocket flick, had her on the ground screaming for more”

by southern sex tips (official) December 28, 2019

pocket pasta

a sexual act in which you shove spaghetti (or any other type of pasta) into your partner's rectum.

Yo, have you pocket pasta'd Ben yet? You have to try it it's so fun.

by TR00TH May 28, 2019

Weird dick pocket

1. The weird over-flapping piece of fabric that is at the front of the boxers.

2. A gaggle of dudes hanging out in the corner at a party, avoiding women.

1. Why do your boxers have that weird dick pocket?

2. Look at those weird dick pockets, hanging out in the corner.

by The d pocket June 1, 2019

You got a rock in your pocket?

A response used when someone includes you in their plans without asking, to which you would respond if the 'we' they are referring to is them and the rock in their pocket.

"Yeah, we're going to that concert tomorrow night"
"We? What, you got a rock in your pocket? Because I'm certainly not going."

by Palumboss June 3, 2019

Crayon in the back pocket

Someone who has a very tight tight relationship with children.

George O'Donnell is a "crayon in the back pocket" kind of guy. A super-hero of sorts.

by t3chth1rt33n June 13, 2019

Cold Pocket

A Cold Pocket is a hot pocket that has been put in the microwave for 14 years but the middle is still colder than your heart. Similar to a hot pocket. Can also mean a pocket that you peed in for a midnight snack.

cold pocket lol haha funni - jeffaroni rigatoni

by largenumber7 August 13, 2019