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jalapeno hot pocket

Female masturbation using a medium sized Jalapeno or other hot pepper.
Friend: "Mary told me about this great new way to flick my bean the other day called the jalapeno hot pocket"
Friend 2: "She told me too, she said it's important to make sure it doesn't break off inside"
see also Cajun Cunnilingus
by Cajun Crusader April 20, 2018
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Hot Pocketing

Pulling forward your pants (preferably joggers) and aiming a hot air-dryer at your genital area for pleasure. The feeling of Hot Pocketing is akin to dipping your genitals in a warm bath.
- "Hey, Scott. How was your Hot Pocketing last night with Tabitha?"
- "Very nice. I almost burned myself, but it was fine. Thanks for asking."
by chocolatecroissants December 7, 2019
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Dutch Pocket

The Dutch Pocket is a sexual act where the man licks the woman's asshole and she performs oral sex on him until he ejaculates in her mouth.

After this happens they will french kiss mixing their body juices together in their mouths creating the Dutch Pocket.
I had some good Dutch Pocket yesterday!
by Itzmemario December 7, 2023
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Pocket-Ghetto

A Pocket-Ghetto is a small Neighborhood inside a good neighborhood.
Would you look at that Skanzilla, she is a major piece of lint in this Pocket-Ghetto.
by Riffled Folios October 16, 2018
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Pork Pocket

Fat Patty wants you to slam your ham in her pork pocket
by Dindu21 May 9, 2025
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Thot pocket

One or more girls typically a thot inside a sleeping bag with you.
Hey Chelsea let's make a thot pocket.
by 450r December 8, 2019
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3 guys 1 hot pocket

Bro I was one of the 3 guy's in a 3 guys 1 hot pocket last night and it was so sexy! She had all of her holes filled with shit!
by Silas Ramsbottom May 23, 2016
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