Jordan

A guy from South-east Asia, he wears glasses and is very funny. He struggles in Calculus but is smart. Is bad at Marvel Rivals

Wow! you are such a Jordan!

by Nindu May 14, 2025

Jordan

He's very shy and quiet at first, but once you truly get to know him, he is the definition of thoughtful, caring, loving, and gentle. He's a bit of a nerd but is very observant and incredibly smart, especially in math. He might seem pretty boring and bland in the beginning, and it takes a long time for him to open up, but once he does, he has an adorable personality that will make you love him.

"Who got 100 on their geometry test again?"
"That was probably Jordan."

by shesaywhat May 26, 2025

Jordan Carver

A German woman with big boobs

Random dude: Man, Jordan Carver is so beautiful

by GuyWhoMakesUnfunnyJokes June 2, 2025

JORDANA

A Jordana is funny, silly, goofy and etc. They r shy around new people, and she determines new people's personality by looking and is right most of the time.

Their appearance is short blonde hair, dyes it crazy colors. They are active but will be down to a movie any time.

They love to play with their friends and always come back to play more. But they get hurt a lot and they have a high pain tolerance.

But Jordana's can be really sensitive to things but show that their tough on the outside.

So if you ever get to met a Jordana cherish it because you my never met another one in your life.

Human 1: Wow, she is so funny
Human 2: Yea, she is. I wonder what her name is?

Human 3: My lucky guess is Jordana
Jordana: CORRECT

by Hello_I'm_a_giraffe June 6, 2025

Jordanification

Being unemployed, excessive gaming, poor sleep habits, and difficulty managing arrogance

I think my friend has jordanification

by Johny Lee June 10, 2025

jordan walk

This is the odd, somewhat inhumane walk that people wearing Jordans do when they have purchased themselves a brand-new pair, in hopes of not creasing them, so that they can show off to their peers.

Richard: What is that guy doing over there? Why is he walking so funny?
Mortimer: I believe that gentleman is doing the Jordan walk.
Richard: Good heavens!

by gusoid June 13, 2025

JordanTRS

JordanTRS aka JordanTRS Route, is commonly used by Geometry Dash and Eternal Towers of Hell players. It was originally founded when JordanTRS died at the last part on a level in a Geometry Dash named Quest for Perfection and then played 1 single attempt from the last part right after and first tried the rest of the level.

Person: *dies very far in a level*

Person: Noooo the rest is so easy watch me first try everything in practice

*2 seconds later*

Person: I knew I would first try everything I just JordanTRS’d the level!

by lilWC June 17, 2025