Seaweed Brain

Sex term used when two best friends are both in relationships; however, they definitely fucked in a closet one time. One probably has had red hair at some point in their life.

"My two best friends are for sure Seaweed Brains" spoken by a very intelligent and charismatic man who is named after an angel from the bible... probably.

Seaweed Brain by Gazil Backstreet February 16, 2022

brain boner 

A strong liking towards a member of the same gender, in a non-sexual manner. A closely bonded friendship. Similar to a "bromance."

Ted: "Hey where has Phil been lately? Ah, probably shackin' up with some lass."
Josh: "I really don't know and it's kinda bumming me out. We used to do everything together. It's kinda like Cheech without Chong."
Ted: "Heh sounds like you've got a total brain boner for him!"

brain boner by chungamunga April 18, 2009

The Brain Trust

A collective group of people, usually female, who believe they know everything and cannot learn anything from anyone else. Their decisions are routinely rife with bullshit and almost always based on incorrect assumptions and inuendo.

They are ALWAYS right and ALWAYS have to go to another source, frequently a male in their sphere of influence, to bail them out once they Fuck Up!!!!

"Paige/NaNa": "I am telling you, I know what I am talking about!"

"April/Heather": "I agree!!"

<wrong occurence, money blown, accident happens>

Trey to Eric: "The fucking Brain Trust is at it again!" "Watch, here comes the phone call."

<phone rings>

Trey/Eric: "Hello."

Brain Trust: "Can you help me?" "Remember when we were talking the other day?" "Well, how do I bail someone out of Jail?"

T&E sigh.........

The Brain Trust by T&E September 7, 2005

Hangin Brain

Occurs when your female partner is giving you a blowjob and then you cum in her mouth. Superbly she goes to swallow your load when you jam your cock in farther causing her to choke. This movement naturally re-routes your discharge through and out her nose creating the "Hangin Brain".

Due to Sara's superb oral efforts, I gave her a little extra. She smiled up at me with surprise exposing her new hangin brain.

Hangin Brain by Sugar Sump December 7, 2006

brain helmet

kippah, a skullcap worn by religious Jews to represent closeness with God

not uncommon coming from the mouths of uninformed (i.e. retarded and ignorant) Southerners seeing a non-WASP for the first time

(In a southern accent:) wut's thayt on yur heayd, a brain helmet?

Hey, where're your horns at, anyway?

brain helmet by Jizzle May 23, 2006

brain baby

The result of when a man jizzes in a girl's ear

My girlfriend didn't want me to cum in her mouth, so I came in her ear. In 9 months, she'll be having a brain baby.

brain baby by wotcher now October 21, 2010

brainal 

the act of using an animal brain and placing it inside the butthole of your sexual partner then analing having intercourse with her while the brain is in her rectum

dude my hoe let me give her brainal for the minimal price of 10 dollars!

brainal by natesterbait April 4, 2011