The Console King

The name bestowed to the greatest video game player of all time by the Gods themselves! Sometimes shortened to "TCK" or just "The King". The only known recipient of the title was Mathew Leonard of England, who has had his title challenged on numerous occasions, only for them to be beat down.

Mere mortal 1 - (To TCK) "Hey, wanna game of Goldeneye 64"
Mere mortal 2 - "You can't challenge him.... He's The Console King!"

by The Console King December 26, 2008

the king's biscuits

Something of a very high calibre. Fit for a King!

Damn, that Tortoise concert was the king's biscuits!

by Kittridge February 29, 2008

King of the Room

The man with the largest penis at an orgy or gangbang.

Always being king of the room is pretty fine, but I hate always having to go slops.

by kingoftheroom September 30, 2007

king shank

used in the game of chess. basicly another term for check mate

james: ha im gonna king shank you on my next move
bassett: oh dam it man not again
James: yep thats 5-0 now

by king beggy October 1, 2007

king kafres

un tipico matematico noob q juega rs, y hace q sabe todo y es mas emo q todos les. dice a todos emo..el es king kafres.. el mas emo de todos

miren omg es king kafres el rey de los emos y es co-lead de LS

by Pato052 October 3, 2008

King Sausage

Also known as the Sausage Master or The Sausage of Madison County. Real name , Paul Sausage also owns the Floridaatv Motoplex , the top ATV riding area in Florida. Earned the name because of the giant nature of his sausage. Has also been known to blow a mans colon wide open.

Geeezzz that Paul sure has a HUGE sausage ! Hes the King Sausage !

by Quad32x December 21, 2008

King Kong

A shot to get you drunk fast! Crown Royal and banana liqueur.

Club Go'er: "Two shots of something strong but tastes good."

Bartender: "How about King Kongs?"

Club Go'er: "Yah! Perfect!"

by WhatWillItBe June 9, 2013