Adam, Alex and Max were sock on for Dungeons & Dragons tonight, because life has lost all meaning and everyday we stray further for the glory of our lord
by Socket Man October 16, 2018
Getting admitted into a hospital due to mental health issues, referencing to the cool new socks you get sent home with.
I’m scared to tell my therapist that I want to commit unalive because I don’t want to get sticky socked.
by tinylake June 15, 2021
Billy was in his room looking at internet porn. When it was time to clean up the mess he grabbed his "work sock".
by buck naked23 April 11, 2011
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by Merpers July 17, 2018
Bright red dress socks made by a tiny shop in Rome, specifically for the pope. Worn by foppish dandies and clergymen everywhere.
"The color of your pope socks are pretty loud."
“The red is sensational, isn’t it? So bright, and yet not a hint of orange.”
“The red is sensational, isn’t it? So bright, and yet not a hint of orange.”
by thoughtography July 23, 2015