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bus muffin

"Bus muffin" is a term commonly used, when on publice transport, to describe someone who you quite like the look of and therefore, will do your best to sit in the seat next to them. Even if there are plenty of other seats available.
"The bus I took yesterday was full of bus muffin, man! I didn't know where to sit so I just hovered over each one until I got off or they hit me! You should have been there, man!"

"Hayley thinks Chris F. is a bus muffin. That's just not right..."
by cavefish April 20, 2009
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Hillbilly Muffin

A small turd is layd on to a baking tray, roasted for 5 minuets then fed to the partner of the person who made the turd.

this prosess can be repeated over an over again until there in no turds left.
I layed a hillbilly muffin in your dads flange
by candolol June 9, 2009
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Flip Muffin

A muffin that has been flipped.

An upside down muffin that is retarded and gay.
1. Mom, why is there a flip muffin in the kitchen?

2. Look at Christina, she's such a stupid flip muffin.
by beccab00 June 12, 2009
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Fuz Muffin

Is generally reffering to someone with a dirty pedro. This person would be related or called by a female or relationship figure. To be someones bear for instance,In this case a fuz muffin would be a male with a sanchez, pedro, or just plain hairy facial features during the act of loveable mention towards a boyfriend.
(Boyfriend walks in)(Girlfriend says) and i quote " Come hither my little Fuz Muffin" aka Mr Sexy
by MyMomHatesMe January 29, 2010
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front muffin

Santa has a voluptuous front muffin.
by maximarsergee February 1, 2010
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Road Muffin

Man, I'm glad she wore a skirt so I could give her a little road muffin on that long drive.
by branda8888 January 4, 2010
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fag-muffin

just someone who happens to be an idiot; something to call someone when they do something stupid
one of your friends comes up behind you and kicks your leg, you fall over and yell "fag-muffin" and inflict physical pain on him/her.
by lesley martins April 21, 2010
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