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slender man

A paranormal figure originating on the website Something Awful. Made famous on creepypasta, and from the game Slender, and YouTube series Marble Hornets. He is easily distinguishable by his black suit and lack of facial features. Others have said the face was too horrible to describe, yet almost all accounts agree that he has no eyes. He is incredibly tall and thin and can grow his arms to inhuman lengths. He is sometimes shown with tentacles, which he uses to hypnotize people. Anyone who has seen him even once cannot escape. It is unclear what happens to his victims (usually children). It is thought that people who see him go insane and become incredibly paranoid. Several people have committed suicide after seeing him.
"Hey who's that tall guy?"

"SLENDER MAN!!!"

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
by qza3dcrtfgvbyhunij September 23, 2012
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man meat

Penis.

The meat that only a man can weild. No woman is strong enough to survive its wrath.
I beat her down with my large man meat.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 20, 2004
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Trigga Man

Something unusual, or out of the blue. A instance at which you may have witnessed something weird or crazy happen.
Two men walk down the street and see another man walking down the other side with a lamp shade on his head, The first man says to the second "Trigga Man"
by Big Murph May 5, 2006
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man roses

A gift of beer to a man from his significant other.

Instead of a woman giving a man flowers to show her feelings, she gets him a half-dozen or a dozen beers.
My wife came home last night half-dozen man roses for no other reason than to be sweet.
by nate April 26, 2007
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Man jelly

Another term said instead of "sperm, cum, jizz"...etc...etc...
Oh yeah boy, I'm gonna shoot my man jelly down your throat!
by Deputy Ryans June 26, 2003
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man chowder

Man chowder is a slang term used to refer to semenal fluids that you ejaculate into a woman's mouths and make her swollow. It is sometimes called this because of similar qualities to real chowder.
"Alright Shuo open wide and accept my man chowder."
by shuo zhang June 26, 2006
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man bangs

bangs are fringes, therefore man bangs are male fringes. Most famous man bangs around these days are sported by the likes of chace crawfords or zak effron. Many rockers have man bangs and emos guys are infamous for their man bangs.
by onyxhecate January 27, 2009
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