Jake

Jake is the chilled layed back guy everyone loves, he’s handsome and great with girls. He’s a pull master and knows nothing but da puss

Jake is such a hotty

by Fat rolls sister October 12, 2021

Jake

cool awesome half white man

jake is cool

by 9jakey wakey October 14, 2021

Jake Flaherty

If your name is Jake Flaherty, you are indeed, Deepher Dude

Hey, did you know Jake Flaherty won Deepher Dude from Delta Phi Epsilon?

by anonymoushopps October 20, 2021

Jakearis

Term used for when a person tries to intimate you, but you completely ignore them n don't acknowledge their presence like they don't even exist

Him: oh no so n so's here
Her: (doesn't bat an eyelid as they walk past)
Him: woah you totally just Jakearis'd him

by MoodyWoman October 20, 2021

Jake

Jake is a Chadly gentleman with a massive ding dong. Dude throws bars in English and is a god at biology. Plants are his specialty and women are his game. His dance moves are exactly 10,000 times better than the following mortal dancer.

Where is Jake.

In the bathroom unrolling his dingulus

by mypseydonymbirch October 20, 2021

Jake’d

Lying about being raped to your spouse to justify an affair with your best friends significant other.

I can’t believe I got jake’d last night.

by Elfilipino October 28, 2021

Jake

A Jake only owns two kinds of shirts: striped shirts, or shirts relating to french horns. If you are a Jake, you have a kind for beards on teenage boys.

Dude stop being such a Jake you don’t need to stroke every beard you see!

by Oh.its.just.me October 29, 2021