The act of beating off in a hollowed-out, warmed up baguette. When you blow in the baguette, you hand it to your girlfriend/boyfriend to eat as a surprise.
"Dude, I made my girl a beat-off baguette, and she couldn't believe it!"
"While I was still working at the bakery, a customer swore at me, so I went behind the counter and made her a fresh beat-off baguette. That bitch had that coming."
"While I was still working at the bakery, a customer swore at me, so I went behind the counter and made her a fresh beat-off baguette. That bitch had that coming."
by The Dangerous One45 March 11, 2014
The act of ejaculating onto one's chest and allowing the semen to settle and dry up. Once dried, the semen is "itched" off, creating a flour-like powder. The subject is then delivered a hearty punch to the eye socket, where the powdered semen is sprinkled into their watery cornea.
"David you're so annoying"
"Can it Lisa, or I'll give u the dampest flour beating you'll get in a lifetime!"
"Can it Lisa, or I'll give u the dampest flour beating you'll get in a lifetime!"
by Sweet papaya July 04, 2015
Beat A Mulla Day is a day on 1th of february in which you can beat any Mullah and the CAN NOT FIGHT BACK
by Omega alpha banger male January 02, 2022
I know there’s something weighing on your mind Johnny, just stop beating off behind the bush and and say it.
Listen Johnny, I know you have some thing weighing on your mind right now, just stop beating off behind the bush and say it.
by Ry45n January 27, 2025
by AlxNvrmnd January 04, 2024