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Meat Swan 

A cock so large it could break your arm
Christ! That meat swan swang around and nearly broke my arm!
Meat Swan by Katsus December 15, 2024
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Meat tent 

A girl who is trying to get your attention and flashes her massive clam at you then you realize that its so huge that camel toe or moose knuckle is way to small to call this thing but then realize its as big as a circus tent so you call it a meat tent.
She was being sexy doing a dance and showed me her clit and boy its so big it could be a meat tent.
Meat tent by Hillbilly antichrist December 18, 2024

Meat Trumpet 

A tiny penis
A small wrinkled male organ
Coach Eli a.k.a Elias Melas loves playing with ODN's a.k.a Cole Cortner's shriveled little meat trumpet.

Eli can play with Cole Cortner's Meat Trumped like an all day sucker

Cole Cortner also likes getting Cucked by Elia Dimitri Melas
Meat Trumpet by Vyvyan Bastard January 5, 2025

Meat Off 

A competition where two individuals race to see who can finish a serving of lukewarm sloppy joe meat on a paper plate. Typically this event is held for the love of a third party.
“Dude, I can’t wait to go to the Jack and Gordon meat off tonight!”
Meat Off by stackin2high January 23, 2025

Meat boxing

When a woman queefs to a rhythm. Similar to beat boxing. However, in this instance it is preformed by a woman’s vagina during sex. The woman rapping along is optional.
That bitch has mad meat boxing skills. Her pussy has more beats than a drum machine.
Meat boxing by $hields February 2, 2025

Meat Crayon 

The state of being a motorcycle rider wearing a wife beater, shorts, and flip flops exists in after laying their motorcycle down on a hard road surface giving the road the appearance of being colored on with a red crayon.
Aaron did not wear motorcycle leathers and became a meat crayon when he wrecked.
Meat Crayon by Chicken Intubater. February 4, 2025