goofy hand phantom style

When you sit on your nondominant hand until it is numb. Once numb, use it to masterbate. It will feel like a handjob.

She wouldn't give me a handjob, so I had to do a goofy hand phantom style on myself

by swiggityswag6969 May 20, 2014

Louisiana Handbag

After having a one night stand with a woman, the man sneaks out before she wakes up, but before he leaves he shits in her handbag.

I hooked up with this girl last night and left her a Louisiana handbag.

by Protect Detroit November 14, 2014

Barbie Hand

A stiff hand that a girl does when taking a photo that resembles the hand of a Barbie doll.

Yo, come look at this Instagram photo, this chick has a fucking Barbie hand.

by Jarosz January 17, 2016

caribbean hand job

When a girl jacks off a guy with a Brillo Pad in her hand.

Olga was so pissed at Andy that when he passed out she gave him a Caribbean hand job and ripped his dick to shreds.

by RBAK July 20, 2016

Cuntry Hand Towel

When a female licks the piss off a dick.

Jenny cleaned my dick like a cuntry hand towel.

by MagicV July 15, 2016

Second-hand trashed

(N.) the act of intoxication by means of one's environment

After the Trump election, Chris was second-hand trashed without having a single beer.

by FourthFloorGuy69 November 14, 2016

Gravy hand

A person known for getting guys off with their hand.

The wrestling team loves Dan. No, it's just because he's a gravy hand.

by Author's ashes February 1, 2017