Smashie 

A racial slur to describe a Smasherian or an infected of the Smasher Ball Parasite.

"All these white people just snapped all of a sudden! And now they want to kill all minorities!"

"No! They didn't! They are Smashies now! They have become infected by a mind controlling parasite!"

"Keep your goddamn sword away from me you damn Smashie!"

"These damn Smashies just love to swing their damn swords at us and treat us like we are so inferior to them."

Smashie by ChussyPussy April 16, 2024

smashwankered 

Embarrassingly drunk/ caned/ inebriated.

I had a skin full last night. The wife told me to behave myself but I ended up completely smashwankered.

smashwankered by McTavish May 9, 2024

smashmore 

the best man alive

f: smashmore is great

smashmore by hotwheelsareocoolguys May 20, 2024

Smashterbating 

As used in "Deadpool and Wolverine"

When using 2 Hulk-Hand toys together to ravish ones penis.

I'm sorry you caught me Smashterbating in the lobby.

Smashterbating by Darth Dragonzord August 4, 2024

smashtrabaiting 

When u get toy hulk gloves and start masturbating with them

Me and my friends went to target and bought Hulk gloves to smashtrabait with them and my dad caught me and my friends smashtrabaiting

smashtrabaiting by Mr giggle worth August 15, 2024

SmashCake 

SmashCake aka "Smashy" or "SingularDrift" is a wonder to the natural evolution because he evolved into a Pinguin even though he was born as an Axolotl. His charm and charismatic skills are based on his encouragement to sing Karaoke songs from the "Yakuza" videogame series. This has led to a thriving development to become a real Superstar! As a conclusion he formed the SmashCake Fanclub which marks the biggest achievement of his career. He's soon starting with his world-tour all around the globe, inaugurating it in the German city of Cologne. He also has overthrown multiple goverments.

I love my wife but SmashCake is better!

SmashCake is not a big fan of the goverment 30:30

SmashCake by Fettarsch August 18, 2024

Smashman Sandwich

A maneuver that typically involves two guys in a fight in a bathroom, the larger individual will pick up the smaller, unknowingly walk backwards into the victim behind them, and smash the victim’s head into the bathroom wall with all of the force they possibly can exert.

mom: why do you look like you just got out of a fight?
son: i got smashman sandwiched, im having a WONDERFUL DAY I FUCKING LOVE SCHOOL.

Smashman Sandwich by r_godwinmadlibfan August 28, 2024