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rule of 3 

n. The fact that a girl can be persuaded to do pretty much anything when asked three times repetitively. This technique can be enhanced by a singular or collective "C'mon" by the asker and/or those surrounding.
Lee: Show me your boobs.
Dumb Girl: No!
Lee: Show me your boobs.
Dumb Girl: No!
Lee: Show me your boobs...c'mon.
Dumb Girl: ...okay.
Nathan: Unbelievable.
Lee (to Nathan): Rule of 3 man.
rule of 3 by Lomonte95 August 9, 2006
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Runescape 

A MMORPG that has a free population, referred to as "F2P" and a members, called "P2P". Members get a vastly more comprehensive game but have to pay from £2.50 to £3.50 a month depending on method of payment.

RuneScape has developed greatly over the previous years and now has over 5million members, with an average age of 16.

It is notoriously addictive, and the majority of the players are generally embarassed to admit playing it infront of their friends, particularly non-players. Often consumes people entire lives for a period of time and players will find themselves wasting an entire evening or day sat at the computer, leaving only to eat and defecate.

It involves training an avatar's stats, and increasing its wealth.

There are multiple elements of the game:
Skilling involves primarily training non-combat stats, often incredibly rich players that may only be level 3. Usually these skillers have a 'main' which is another account that will have a high combat level or a good experience and knowledge of the game.

PKing is a large factor of Runescape and many players make accounts solely for this purpose, often called 'pures' which will train a specific combat skill to make them more powerful.

C/C appreciated.
"RuneScape's so addictive I've become allergic to the sun!"

"Wanna go PKing and OWN some noobs/nubs/newbs"

"Im a skiller I have level 99 cooking but im level 3 cb (combat)"
Runescape by jonjonjonjon December 10, 2007

pull a rupesh shithawk 

To guess at random, or use a dart-board to determine the cause or causes of automotive problems.
To rip off any customer based on the fact that you are a dumb fuck. Also when trinkets or promotional items go missing, and later sold at a flea market, he who took them pulled a rupesh shithawk.
"Wow, the battery was dead and you thought a control module would solve the problem?!! Charge the customer and pull a rupesh shithawk "

runescape 

A really stupid Java game which was created by a company based in the UK called Jagex. I suggest anyone who values their social life, friends, girlfriends or life does NOT play this, as it is addicting as hell. You will probably say 'Eh, I'll just try it out, even though it will probably suck...' at first, but then once you become a member you will play more and more until it consumes everything you do. Eventually, you'll end up spending a good 50$ to 100$ on it, get bored of it and quit, regretting all that money you wasted playing it that you could have used to buy something semi-useful.
Friend : "Hey, whats up?"
You : "Just playing RuneScape."
Friend : "Oh, you wanna go hang out later?"
You : "No. I'm playing RuneScape."
Friend : "Whatever."

Girlfriend : "Hey, want to come over?"
You : "Nah, I'm playing RuneScape."
Girlfriend : "Fine."
You : "Woohooo!"
Girlfriend : "What?"
You : "I just got my first million GP on RuneScape, after a year of sitting around!"
Girlfriend : "I'm breaking up with you."
You : "Fine. I dont care, I have RuneScape."

Jagex CEO #1 : "Haha, he just lost all of his friends because he had to play our pitiful little excuse for a game!"
Jagex CEO #2 : "Hahahaha! What a nub! PWNT!!!1"

WARNING : DONT PLAY THIS GAME!
runescape by Nobody666987 April 2, 2007

rule 105 

Beer is the answer.
guy 1: im so bummed i lost everything.
guy 2: pop a bottle and be happy
guy 1: will it work?
guy 2: dont deny rule 105
rule 105 by crazyjay6666 December 29, 2011
remember last year Ja Rule was pumpin put those hitz but now hes getting butt fucked my 50 cent!
Ja Rule by paul July 24, 2003

The K-Rule 

The rule for which any women whose name starts with a K is tantalizingly attractive and/or desirable by the unwritten laws of the universe, unbeknownst to man kind.
Hey Lix, Kendra definatlely fits the K-Rule!
Little Nipple SAYS I pitty the fool who don't fit the K-Rule!