California Potato Chip 

Little dried chips of man chowder and pussy juice that you find stuck to the back seat of your car. Delicious with clam dip. Watch out for the BBQ version.

Don’t ride in his back seat because someone spilled a bag of California Potato Chips back there. You get pregnant or cut yourself.

California Potato Chip by Masaj Marod February 9, 2025

seed-potato 

Da classic "watch TV and have sex" male half --- "fat 'n' bald like a potato" optional, but often also da case, as well.

Advice for looking-to-be-satisfied ladies --- just like their identically-named nightshade-family plant, many seed-potato dudes will likely not be good "eating", in dat they may be so lazy and self-centered dat they won't even feel overly motivated to go down on you.

seed-potato by QuacksO March 2, 2025

cold potato

seeing who can keep the coldest potato in your refrigerator in their hands for the longest time possible

cold potato is very fun!

cold potato by mysteriouspamdefinerr65 March 4, 2025

Mashed potato neck 

Referring to a thick double or triple stacked neck. Usually worn by a skinny person with a layered neck. Often light-skin folk.

“Damn that girl got a mashed potato neck.”
“Mashed potato neck ass hoe.”

Mashed potato neck by Therealdefiner May 18, 2025

Mach Potato 

The polar opposite of Mach Fuck, which is fast as fuck, Mach Potato is a speed that is slow as shit.

Pedal to the metal, balls to the wall, the T-28 Doom Turtle's coming at you at the speed of Mach Potato, maxing out at like 8 miles per hour.

Mach Potato by CorgisDie June 3, 2025

spud potato 

Nate cook.

Nate cook is spud potato. spudiseous

spud potato by nate cook July 30, 2025

Sticky Potato 

A mildly derogatory term for a white gay male who is exclusively attracted to other white gay males (as opposed to other races)

As opposed to Sticky Rice who are gay Asians attracted to other Asians. And Potato Queens who are Asians attracted to white men.

"Don't bother about him, Lee, he's strictly sticky potato".

Sticky Potato by Pewit35 August 7, 2025