Mashed Potato Muncher

A speccy bellend who eats mashed potatoes on a wednesday morning

you mashed potato muncher

by malarky5438 September 23, 2023

Potato

A fruit. It’s the root of all evil and can only be served after it’s gone through an official exorcism. You also need to the cut off the tentacles because they’re full of poison. The gif shown below is an example of an exorcism being preformed on a potato.

Friend: Hey could you pass me a potato?
You: Make sure you exorcise it first!

by ‘,;D June 16, 2021

potato crumbs

when a bag of potato chips are crunched or beaten until there are no chips, only crumbs.

Mom: Im going to the store do you want anything
Son: Can you get me some potato crumbs
Mom: Those are too expensive
Son: Then just get some potato chips and crunch them up

by andy026 October 9, 2008

Potato coffee

Some cringy ass kid who got held in anger and being strongest in the friend group (he’s being put in a slideshow on an account called @ggsp1r1tz1). You’ll see why

Potato coffee is not him and therefore getting touched up his bum 😭😭☝️☝️🍑🍑

by Daniel Larrison January 3, 2024

Hot potato

The thing gallon says in the amazing video hot potato

Ummmm hot potato very HOT!!!!

by JakesTheNameYT May 10, 2020

Stressed Potato

Literally just a rly stressed/only slightly cute person.

Wow Clara is a really stressed potato.

by green road March 1, 2018

potato

our lord and savior, creator of worlds, god of everything or something

I am going to worship thy potato

by chikin nooget in the air??? September 12, 2022