punishment porn 

The extreme type of girl that likes to take the whole dick without complaing. The type of porn where you leave the scene not being able to walk for a week.

When u dont.handle for regular porn you go with punishment porn

punishment porn by Username1111114 March 22, 2017

hairy porn

Porn that usually depicts an individual (or individuals) with excessive amounts of body hair around the genitalia, legs, arms/pits, and/or chest. Source material can involve tame things such as vanilla sex with hairy people or a hairy person just masturbating to some weird ass shit like licking/sucking on the hair.
Chances are if you're into this, you grew up watching waaaaaaaaaaaaayy too much Star Wars & thought it was a good idea to hook up with Chewbacca or an Ewok at some point.
Please do not do this.

" Dude, I got the biggest hard-on last night so I whipped out my laptop and pulled up some hairy porn. Got my nut in two strokes, I swear. "

hairy porn by SayNoToChewbaccaSex April 16, 2017

tactical porn 

When you think you've been rattled by a dodgy pop-up, one must go through the process of tactical porn. This means purposely watching porn repeatedly to try and throw off the scent of potential IP snakes.

Mate, I totally got rattled by a pop-up last night.
How so?
I was watching porn when a pop-up for busty milfs surprised me , I don't want anyone thinking I'm into busty milfs

Dude, you need to deploy a tactical porn

tactical porn by Pinkypinkypinky June 9, 2017

Jungle Porn 

When you're referring to the type of porn someone who's wild in bed has watched to become "skilled" in the sack.

Guy #1: "Dude. That girl was such a good lay. Wonder where she learned all that stuff..."
Guy #2: "Well, she either has a lot of practice, or she must've watched a LOT of jungle porn..."

Jungle Porn by AELIANA July 24, 2017

Raisin porn 

Recording yourself having sex with any woman over 80 who sunbathes way to much and who is also covered in shit.

Bro, Eric loves to make raisin porn way to much.

Raisin porn by Gurilla funny December 20, 2017

Conspiracy Porn 

Noun: Media that feeds a fetish for conspiracy theories; masturbatory video, text, and image content designed to feed conspiracy theorists' addictions to information, fake or real, that confirms their beliefs in one or more, grand or small, conspiracies.

The #EpsteinDidntKillHimself meme was designed by the Illuminati as conspiracy porn to distract people from the fact that Jeffrey Epstein was a character played by an actor who now lives in Israel. The real conspiracy is uncovered on my password restricted podcast, in which I'll let you in on a little known secret that cures cancer, increases IQ, and enlarges the libido (only $59.99/month).

Conspiracy Porn by Dritzfella81 January 11, 2020

faggot porn 

dick clit porn usually filmed in a Mexican prison while white mfs are getting jumped in the background because they sold crystal meth and other illegal drugs.

What’s your favorite type of porn?
I love faggot porn.
Same, lowkey hot as hell.

faggot porn by crusty scrotum February 10, 2021