Moscow Mitch 

Moscow Mitch-Street slang for a person used to run interference in important situations in exchange for something...

Or

A person who conviently forgets all the bad shit they do and when pressed, changes the subject or assigns blame elsewhere in a narcissistic manner.

Carefully deploy your MM. MMs are not to be trusted and must be strategicly used. MMs typically live double lives similar to that girl/guy who sleeps with all the married people on Friday Night and sits by the preacher on Sundays claiming devout Christianship.

Side effects of MM are betrayal, lies, and mercenary behavior (dont think they are only your MM.) May lead to embarrassing situations, dissatisfaction, and things not going according to the plan discussed with MM

I was in a sticky situation until I deployed my Moscaw Mitch..then I ghosted. My MM is #fire

My Moscow Mitch saved me in the club from those ugly girls/guys group. Therefore, I was able to pulled up on fine ass girl/guy in the corner .

I was getting a ticket and some MM drove by flying..the officer left me and got them. Some MM got me out of a ticket.

Everything was going well until ol MM showed up..everything ruined. He told the secrets of our team and took credit and sold me out

Moscow Mitch by Starloard 155 August 4, 2019

Mitzey 

Mitzey is a vocalist from Bath/Bristol, UK. Who currently does vocals for UK Melodic Deathcore band Eternal Ocean.

Who dat?
Dat Mitzey.

Mitzey by Underoathx August 7, 2009

Mitch 

The worst most annoying fuckboy in the hole goddamn world.

Look at that kid he is a Mitch.

Mitch by Coolestbitchontheblock January 4, 2015

Oven Mitt 

n. The oven mitt is an act which is performed in conjunction with anal sex. The male may perform said act on himself, or another participant may be involved. While the male is fucking a female in the ass, either the male, or other participant reaches in the females pussy, grabs the dick, and gives the male a hand job.

Those bitches are freaks. I was fuckin sally in the ass and her sister reached in and gave me an oven mitt.

Oven Mitt by wtf78 April 27, 2010

mits 

the meaning for nice shoes

bill:hey bob u got some nice mits there bro
bob: why thank u...nice mits right back at you bill

mits by themitman August 29, 2011

mitsapieceashit 

Use to refer to Mitsubishi cars in a negative way, combining Mitsubishi with "it's a piece of shit." They are often seen as the most unreliable and unsafe cars that will fall apart within the first two years of ownership

Can't wait to trade in my mitsapieceashit for a real car like a nissan or toyota.

mitsapieceashit by calidude92 September 14, 2011

fart in the mitten 

Derogatory slang for a girl who queefs alot.

Bill: So Tom, how was sex with Beverly?
Tom: She's a fart in the mitten. Never stopped.

fart in the mitten by trishonidas March 16, 2011