Mary Owings aka Mary Alice Owings is a female madly in love with a male called Joel Owings. Three things that define Mary Alice Owings is the most honest/onery smile you could ever imagine, the biggest most caring heart nobody could ever see except a Joel Owings because,well it's full of perverse sneaky, lying fucks, well-known to be karma's strike, the sweetest person ever known to the world, a secret weapon only used by a Joel Owings.
by Freyamaryalice January 13, 2022
Get the mary owingsmug. Have you seen Mari Cruz all in gold?
Like a queen in days of old
She shoots her colours all around
Like a sunset going down
Like a queen in days of old
She shoots her colours all around
Like a sunset going down
by zgzfbhgdm,kgj.-k October 17, 2022
Get the Mari Cruzmug. When your penis is large enough to be tucked under your balls thus looking like your penis is holding your balls in a basket
Shane: Hey look at my penis it totally makes a St. Mary's Cradle .
Thomas: Put it away you fool, there are women here!
Thomas: Put it away you fool, there are women here!
by Crazy fish May 5, 2014
Get the St. Mary's Cradlemug. by SRG0607 January 31, 2021
Get the Mary Suemug. A 6’7 giga chad from the plant “the moon”
This wonderful creatures favorite things include your mom and eating doors (cooked medium rare) the mary💜 hates paying taxes and red cars driven by people who like zebras
This wonderful creatures favorite things include your mom and eating doors (cooked medium rare) the mary💜 hates paying taxes and red cars driven by people who like zebras
by Dtbgrbgrbrgbrghyrngrbr June 18, 2022
Get the Mary💜mug. A Mary Sue is an idealized and seemingly perfect fictional character. Often, this character is recognized as an author insert or wish fulfillment. They can usually perform better at tasks than should be possible given the amount of training or experience. A male can also be referred to as a Marty Stu or Gary Stu, but Mary Sue is used more commonly.
While Mary Sue is too nebulous to be judged by any hard and fast standard, certain traits have become surprisingly popular in defining what "makes" a Sue. In an effort to make their characters more attractive without having to do the leg work of natural character development, the authors just add some of these superficial traits to their characters.
While Mary Sue is too nebulous to be judged by any hard and fast standard, certain traits have become surprisingly popular in defining what "makes" a Sue. In an effort to make their characters more attractive without having to do the leg work of natural character development, the authors just add some of these superficial traits to their characters.
by VackStakker May 20, 2018
Get the Mary Suemug. Mary Glenn is usually the hottest girl in the grade even though she is super short. She usually will pick the bad boy of the grade to go out with even though she is a super good person.
Bad boy: Hey wait is that Mary Glenn over there she is so far away but she’s looking pretty cute
Bad boys friend: No that’s just cause she is so short she is actually right next to you
Mary Glenn: I guess bad boys like small girls
Bad boys friend: No that’s just cause she is so short she is actually right next to you
Mary Glenn: I guess bad boys like small girls
by Awesomedude4444 December 5, 2021
Get the Mary Glennmug.