Gavin

the only boy a straight dude would ever consider going out with

Frank forgot his sexuality and decided to be with Gavin.

by notactuallyfrank May 07, 2022

Mary Elizabeth

The type of girl that will get you lost in Sesame Street World even when you’re not in the theme park.

Frank wondered where the potatoes he was, then realized it was Mary Elizabeth’s fault.

by notactuallyfrank May 28, 2022