Flush the Duck

Taking a shit, then farting and flushing while still sitting on the can.

I tried to stop the smell, so I had to flush the duck...

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burp my duck

using stroking motions to draw a phallus to the point of fulfilment

hey baby, wanna come over and burp my duck?

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When your girlfriend comes home drunk from the bar and gets stuck in the toilet with the seat up and you have to pull her out.

John had to pull a Howard the Duck on Robin when she came home all shitty last night and fell in the can.

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Just another way to tell someone you're too busy to help rhem, or, you really don't want to be bothered.

"Can you help me move this weekend?"
"Nah dude, I got my own duck to fuck."

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Frontflip duck is ducking while frontfliping.

“hey bro that front flip duck was awsome

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Me: Aw, man! Did anyone step on a duck?

I farted but I tried to cover it up with "stepped on a duck."

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An expression that can be used before "your goose is cooked" when said as you're upset or after hearing "your goose is cooked" as a casual response.

To friend: "Well this cooks my duck and your goose is cooked".
Or
From friend: "Your goose is cooked".
You: "Nah. This cooks my duck. So what?"

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