Johny-5

One of the best dudes you could ever meet, highly entertaining, Constantly seeking more INPUT. Rides around on tank treads, and can shoot out an explosive laserrrr

Also seen in the classic movie: "short circuit"

Man 1: look at him go!
Man 2: he's a real Johny-5

by the one and only, glitch November 25, 2022

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shawty type 5

there are tiers to rate a girl from 1 to 5 and 5 is the best. shawty type 5 means shes the best of the best. good looking and everything.

"damn shawty type 5": the dude
"fr": me

by cmr1 November 27, 2022

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5%

That’s the amount of people who have a dick that is 6 inches or bigger! That’s the exact percentage! It’s that fat cocks! What do we do about it!? Definitely not kill them all... that would be bad and wrong... like trying to impose schizophrenia on someone... stealing all their ideas... 🤔 What could we do? Hmmm.... You know my vote is going to glory whole brothels... that would fix the problem....

Hym “HA! 5%! That’s another one! There I go! Being RIGHT again. Game? Not real! Love! Not real! There is only fat cocks and not-fat cocks... or sign this contract and don’t cheat on me or you don’t get to take half of my money and you burn forever.... or shut up and wear the Hijab bitch or eat rocks... I shouldn’t talk like that. Because I’m also talking about the daughter I don’t have who would be put in direct danger by the thing you’re doing to me and won’t stop because I won’t be the one who pays the price for what you’re doing... and the fact that it would be worse to have a son because no one will care about his life and if he doesn’t buy a permanent whore and/or have a fat cock he will live as a slave and die alone... Hmm... What could we possibly do... Curiouser and curiouser....” 🤔

by Hym Iam November 28, 2022

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5 man gang

5 man gang means 5 men who get an extreme amount of bitches

Jimmy and his 4 friends are considered a 5 man gang

by binnaboy April 21, 2022

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Exhibit 5

When someone presents evidence contradicting what you just denied.

Prosecutor: "do you think Pelosi is a traitor?"
MTG: "I'm not answering the question. ...I never said that."

Prosecutor: "bring up exhibit 5"
MGT: "OH! 😳 Wait, hang on..."

by RollingFuckBale April 22, 2022

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