Reverse boner

An alternative to words like, “lame”, “boring”, “stupid”, “unappealing”, etc. that generally conveys the notion that the thing being described is so unbelievably dumb that instead of generating arousal, it has, instead, done the opposite. The polar opposite…

Employee #1: “Oh, wow, the new forest green polo work shirts must have finally arrived because I see at least three people wearing them!”
Employee #2: “Yes!”
Employee #3 (grimacing): “Reverse boner. Also, I quit.”

by anonymous November 4, 2025

Reverse Bow Tie

When your girl reverse titty-fuck a guy. It goes without saying, the she would wear a strapon and the dude is fat enough to have tits. Needless to say, dude also get pegged on a regular basis. Her ass and meat curtains are upside-down and it looks like he is wearing a fleshy bow-tie. It's called "reverse bow tie" because the guy is who titty-fucks a girl.

Guy 1: I need to loose weight!
Guy 2: Why!
Guy 1: My girl only wants to do reverse bow tie.

by DRC_AFM_CM_EN_FA_MI_MP March 8, 2024

reversed crackhead

When you act sober when you are t'd, but act more normal when you aren't t'd

nina piazza is a reversed crackhead

by billy bob dunkin December 8, 2019

Reverse Gobble Debt

Basic carrot and stick system, whereby you promise someone to suck their cock in exchange for a good/service by a certain date. However if they fail to deliver on that date, they owe you a bloj instead.

<Tues> "Jeff, if you get me that wire by Weds I'll suck your cock."
<Tues> "Done! Get ready for a fat one in your mouth!"
<Weds> no wire
<Thurs> no wire
<Fri> "That's it Jeff, I invoke the right of Reverse Gobble Debt!"
<Fri> "aww, god damn it...I deserve that for lagging all the time, I guess you get to fuck my throat and make me Gwock hard"

by myfakeurbanDname March 6, 2020

Reverse Docking

The art of transferring a brown log from one butthole to another while standing.

Hey, I heard that Brett and Ed initiated a reverse docking procedure when the bathroom was occupied.

by anonymous May 22, 2023

Reverse mortgage

A reverse mortgage is when you are sick and have diarrhea. When you rush to the bathroom and sit on the toilet it's just a fart.

Oh my God!! I thought I had to shit my pants, but it was just a reverse mortgage.

by Bbonemoney January 12, 2024

accidental reverse blumpkin

A female is sitting on the toilet as her male lover is exiting the shower that she had occupied only moments ago. She had a turtle head poking its unruly neck out due to the deep dicking she had received in the shower prior to this. As the male passes the female she gobbles down his penis in the heat of passion they were still clearly still in. This is something that is in general unplanned and considered highly taboo. However, the two people had in fact not only been in the act of the reverse blumpkin but, had done so accidentally. Hence the accidental reverse blumpkin. The two never spoke of it again. Both feeling ashamed of committing such a perverted act.

I bet they didn't see that accidental reverse blumpkin coming before they hopped in the shower like a couple of wild dogs in heat. Its ok, Jesus still loves them....

by madmike135 July 30, 2018