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reverse-contraband

The opposite of contraband (desirable/valuable items which you do not own but wish to possess), this term refers to decidedly UNdesirable/useless items (heaps of trash, bald tires, hideous-looking/sloppy-fitting clothing, etc.) which ARE indeed legally yours, but which you strongly wish to get rid of.
I got busted for "non-possession of reverse-contraband" when I was attempting to dispose of a truckload of moldy mattresses by throwing them into a ravine.
by QuacksO August 21, 2017
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Reverse niggalitus

you appear black but ur actually white
by zoe is awesome November 21, 2021
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reverse friendzone

when your love interest friendzones you and in an effort to spark him/her interest, you pretend to friendzone him/her too by acting less interested or by talking about other girls/gals while actually still being in love with that person because you're unable to move on
Bob: "i've heard women are turned on by men who show no interested in them"
Chris: "yeah, I've heard about that too and tried to reverse friendzone my love interest Alice after she friendzoned me by pretending i wasn't interested but it didn't work"
by selfcuck January 12, 2021
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reverse shark attack

when you stick a knife handle up your friends ass while they lay on their belly, so the blade sticks out like a shark fin. this makes them crawl across the bed squirming back and forth whipping their feet side to side like a shark
i walked into to andy’s room and noticed that they had just been reverse shark attacked as they whipped across the bedroom
by thedirtybirdwordturd January 21, 2025
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Reverse Anaconda

When you unhidge your anus to let free your bowels and regurgitate.
Dean preformed the reverse Anaconda to let lose his bowels.
by DictionaryExspander March 23, 2022
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reverse ronald

by Beaaasy May 3, 2018
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Reverse Jägerbomb

2 Shots of Jagermeister in a glass and a shot glass of Red Bull dropped into the glass, creating what’s know as the Liam Bomb! Founded, tested, proven and made, well mixed in Australia!
Liambomb or Reverse Jägerbomb from Richmond! Two shots of jager, one shot of red bull that you skull
by Leemo3121 June 25, 2019
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