Faux Job

The act of giving a blow job to a strap on or dildo.

Girls giving girls Faux Jobs is HOT.

Faux Job by Fenixxfey June 29, 2011

Hobby Job 

Any job that, while not financially rewarding, involves personal interest, thus making it worthwhile.

Jeff didn't make good money working at the mall, but he had a Hobby Job at Best Buy that allowed him to indulge his love of electronics.

Hobby Job by retrosexual October 27, 2005

Babsy job 

Babsy job is another word for cosmetic surgery to enlarge or reduce the size of a womans breasts. In other words, a boob job.

"Shes had a blatant babsy job mate!"
"Shes in need of a babsy job."

Babsy job by Lucy-lou1989 January 16, 2009

Hand Job Soup 

Hand Job Soup; When a man spends a minimum of 24 hours doing nothing more then jerking off and collecting his cum in his empty roman noodle soup bowl.

Guy: Yo bro whats up?

Bro: nothing to much just been on my couch all day cooking.

Guy: Yo Say what? Cooking on your couch?

Bro: yeah man just been smacking it all day and shooting my loads in a bowl.

Guy: AHH man I was busy making hand job soup all last week for my bitch to eat ahhhahaha!

Hand Job Soup by Somanking June 10, 2011

Half-Job

A painful, unsatisfying and never ending hand job. This is due to the fact the the girl administering it has no idea what she is doing and it always ends in you saying stop or her giving up.

"Yo dude how was that girl last night"?
"It sucked all I got was a half-job"

Half-Job by FuckYouErik October 29, 2011

rust job 

After taking a poop, you do a poor job of wiping your ass leaving "rust".

"Dude, I totally did a rust job after I took that crap and now my ass is incredibly itchy."

rust job by Johnny B123 January 11, 2008

Claw Job

A amputee giving a hand job using a prosthetic arm with a claw attachment.

1) She gives the best claw jobs.

2) It was a normal drab day in Speech. Then she walked in, the highlight of my day, the most beautiful girl I have ever set eyes on since Heather Mills. She was gorgeous, then see turned and I saw it. A prosthetic arm with a claw, it was angelic. I knew right then I had to get a claw job from her.

Claw Job by The Herd October 16, 2008