Jacking off

Where a man gets pleasure on his dick from using his own two hands

George: Rob, guess what I just saw!?
Rob: what George?
George: I saw Billy jacking off. No girls were around at all!

by Uhohitsanoreocouple April 1, 2009

jack rabbit

Habit. This is an example of cockney rhyming slang.

John has been hitting the smack hard and now he has got a really bad jack rabbit.

by neilos October 31, 2012

jack hoff

1. He is a rabbi at our school
2. To masturbate

Rabbi Jack Hoff is a great guy

I jacked off the other day

by djfkslafj November 9, 2008

jack nigger

Dirty poor broke ass niggers who try to get shit or anything they can for free.

That Jack Nigger told me he was HIV positive so I'd give hime 5 dollars.

by j-ville queen May 18, 2011

Jack of Hearts

A renaissance man, a person well versed in many ways of the world, especially that of the human condition and ways of the heart.

Derived from a character in Lily, Rosemary, and the Jack of Hearts (by Bob Dylan)
see: - Jack of all trades and Hearted.

He's wise beyond his years - a regular 'Jack of Hearts'.

Whenever I have a relationship problem, I ask my 'Jack of Hearts' bartender.

by Arless Shirt August 4, 2006

Jack-In-A-Box

A toy. Not to be confused with "Jack in the box", a fast-food restaurant.

Baby Hugo cried whenever he played with his Jack-In-A-Box. Every time Jack popped out it frightened him. Bad Jack!

by MTF January 22, 2009

Kangaroo Jack

to the comment above you forgot Glitter in one of the worst movies ever made and i hear Gigli will suck too

Wow they're actually paying people to see Glitter

by Anonymous August 3, 2003