firsties

When smoking with a large group of people, the person who says firsties before anyone else gets the first hit of the pipe. The faster you say firsties, the faster you get high. This practice is generally accepted among groups of smokers worldwide but changes depending on location and particular situations, Ex: If its your weed you automatically get the first hit, If you bought gas you automatically get the first hit, If you are driving or are supplying the house to smoke at you automatically get the first hit.

I call firsties on that joint...

Who has firsties on this bowl i just packed?

by Albert Dankinstien May 17, 2009

Fap Fiesta

1.) A party or gathering consisting of many Spanish descendants, all of which masturbate together in such Spanish culture.

2.) A party or gathering in which people of any race put on Mexican clothing, eat Spanish foods, listen to Spanish music, or simply speak Spanish to eachother, and fap together.

3.) When one man revolutionizes the standard party by showing up and fapping for all to see.

-Gee, that masturbation party sure does look disgusting.
-It's okay, it's a fap fiesta! Totally different concept!!!

by SexyKarlGuy6969 July 27, 2011

fiesta

the act of licking someone else's face.

my friend licked my entire cheek, then yelled "fiesta"

by u cant find m3 May 12, 2007

firestorm

to get fucked in the ass by your uncle

I got firestormed when I was a kid

by funcle bob January 27, 2009

Albuquerque Hot Air Balloon Fiesta

In a sexual situation. When one partner passes a fart from his or her butt to the target's vagina, then seals it up. Like a hot air Balloon, for which the southwestern US town's fiesta is famous.

Last night Alan gave me an Albuquerque Hot Air Balloon Fiesta. I've been queefing roadwarrior style all morning.

by Maddie Queefer May 5, 2009

Insane Clown Fiesta

A more ridiculous scenario (compared to Clown Fiesta) in which no one is really sure on what is taking place. Usually happens in Microsoft Azure and related documentation

Microsoft Azure Service fabric certificate rollover is some insane clown fiesta

by icf-azure September 10, 2018

firestarter

Douche bag that is way obsessed with Urbandictionary.com

We know urban dictionary is cool firestarter, no need to link to it all the time.

by nicotine November 6, 2004