brown bag 

when you and your fuck buddy are having an all night fuckfest and you finally hit her g-spot and the bitch shits on you from shear ecstacy. usually you will have to be in missionary or some other position that allows your satchel to be in the line of fire. basically a skid row of the balls.

damn bro, last night me and your mom were fucking so long and hard that i got the brown bag TWICE!

i finally brown bagged the noob yesterday.

brown bag by bigrayray September 3, 2008

brown hour 

when all the indians and arabs come out of their apartments and walk around the complex...

geez look at all those punjabs... must be the brown hour

brown hour by SMC April 9, 2005

Brown Stain 

A blight on America

An illegal Kenyan usurping power from within the Whitehouse

A whigger - a person who is 1/2 white and 1/3 Arab, but pretends to be black because doing so is deemed politically expedient.

A steaming pile of excrement in the form of a human.

A politician who hates the United States - also referred to as a liberal.

This website is ran by liberals who share the brown stain's hatred for America. Because of liberalism, this nation is spiraling downwards.

Brown Stain by Chuck Schumer July 25, 2011

Brown Out 

The act of losing control over ones bowels during a farting contest, then shiting yourself.

Milton had a brown out during lunch and cried all the way home.

Brown Out by Devil|King December 27, 2007

brown moment 

A moment of mental vacancy.

(After just calling your wife by the wrong name)

"Sorry dear, I just had a brown moment"

brown moment by bluerock April 17, 2008

Brown House 

Brown House has the same concept of a green house with the exception of your own natural gas... Get in a small room or car with another person (girlfriend, wife, friend, etc.) close all the windows and doors and let a rank assed fart loose, preferably after eating at Taco Bell and on a nice hot day. The resulting brown cloud will turn that area into a Brown House.

Dude, Sharkey was being a total pain in the ass, so as soon as he got in the car, I locked the the windows and doors and let one rip... Total Brown House!

Brown House by Hawaiian born September 12, 2010

Brown eye 

To 'brown eye'

Verb.

To 'brown eye' someone is to moon them, through the 'act of baring one's anus to a party as a sign of defiance', with the added insult of a brown poo smear surrounding the anus. The term derives its meaning from the acts' resemblance to the sectors of the eye - the white cornea as the bottom, the poo smear as the colour of the iris and the black hole of the anus as the pupil.

Not to be confused with actual brown coloured eyes, which are usually devoid of fecal matter.
For cases where eyes are not devoid of fecal matter, see pink eye.

"Dude, Julie totally brown eyed me the other day. It was horrible."

Brown eye by randomimpulsion2165 June 13, 2013