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FIFA World Cup

FIFA = Freakishly Inept Football Accuracy. The FIFA World Cup is the most overrated, piece of shit sporting event which is held once EVERY FOUR FUCKING YEARS, just to see either Brazil or Italy win it all. The FIFA World Cup produces the most incompetent, mentally impaired refs for the games. The 2010 World Cup is the biggest example. England v Germany, an English player's shot hit the top of the post and was PAST THE LINE as it went it, and the goalie got the ball AFTER it went in and the goal didn't count. It would have tied the game up at 2, which would have given England a chance to win the game. U.S. v England, the U.S. scores a goal that should not have counted. Ghana v U.S., Donovan gets a penalty kick after a Ghanaian player (apparently) tripped up Clint Dempsey, even though the player was AHEAD of Dempsey and Dempsey tripped himself! In the same game, Jozy "the joke" Altidore tripped himself by accidentally kicking his leg, and the defender was called for a foul. Mexico v Argentina, Argentina scored their first goal, even though they were COMPLETELY OFFSIDE when Carlos Tevez headed in the goal.

In short, the FIFA World Cup is held for 1 month every 48 months and is absolutely fucking pathetic. It's a disgrace to every other sporting event, and other than Brazil, Argentina, Italy and France, NO ONE ELSE has a chance of winning. Pathetic, just fucking pathetic. And people get hyped us for this...PFFT!

Free your minds and come into the 21st century.
FIFA World Cup fanatic: MEXICO SUCKS!
Me: No, Argentina sucks. They scored an offside goal, and they bitched about it to the refs when the Mexican players were trying to explain to the incompetent refs that it was fucking offside. Pathetic WC fanatics...
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FREE World 

Term derived from the diverse lifestyle of the Black LGBT community, standing for individuals who practice same sex acts such as, male on male action or female on female action.
There are many people out here in the FREE World. You just can never tell who they are.

American View of World War II 

Ever hear of Dunkirk? Or maybe taking paris in one day? you think the english could have staved hitler? hahahahahahahah all england did in world war 2 was appease hitler and give him more land, untill he wanted england.
America did nothing in world war 2, yea right you morons.

Third World

Regarding Central and Eastern Asia and Latin America:

Central Asia was part of the Russian Empire, which essentially makes it a colony.

East Asia, particularly China, is an interesting case study, as it was not divided up into colonies but spheres of influence — areas where nations would have exclusive trading rights. Japan, France, Britain, Germany and Russia all had them, most often centering upon small, prosperous outposts that each nation controlled: the French had Zhangjiang, Britain Hong Kong, Germany Qingdao, Russia Port Arthur, and Japan Taiwan. China was, if we all recall, for centuries the world's most advanced and powerful nation, but a policy of isolationism and "self-containment" at the end of the Ming Dynasty led to stagnation.

It is only in more recent history that Latin America became, in essence, an American sphere of influence. For many years Europe was Latin America's biggest trading partner, a case in point being Britain and Argentina.

Socially and economically, Latin American nations essentially screwed themselves over from the second they became independent: with the exception of Haiti, wealthy Creole aristocrats still controlled most of the land and power, ensuring that for many years their nations' economies relied on th export of raw materials as opposed to industrialization, which they left to entrepreneurialism and foreign investment which built up a heavy debt. The Creoles resented the urban working and middle classes and fought to uphold the status quo for as long as possible. When the trade balance finally shifted to the United States, where there was not as much demand for Argentine beef or Colombian coffee, the Creoles were essentially f*cked and suffered economically as a result, and that suffering continues to this day.
As J.B. said, thank Europe for the Third World — oh, I'm sorry, the LEDC.
Third World by Bunga Bunga September 25, 2004

Ruler of the World 

Tilly is the ruler of the world

there are 10 types of people in this world, those who understand binary and those who dont 

A nerd joke. The irony of this is the code 10 is more or less meaningless. the code for two is 00110010 or 011101000111011101101111.
01001001 01110100 00100111 01110011 00100000 01100011 01101111 01101101 01110000 01101100 01100101 01110100 01100101 01101100 01111001 00100000 01110111 01110010 01101111 01101110 01100111 00101100 00100000 01100010 01110101 01110100 00100000 01101001 01110100 00100000 01101100 01101111 01101111 01101011 01110011 00100000 01100011 01101100 01100001 01110011 01110011 01111001 00100000 01101111 01101110 00100000 01110100 00101101 01110011 01101000 01101001 01110010 01110100 01110011. heheh. there are 10 types of people in this world, those who understand binary and those who dont.

Around the World 

sarah gave me an around the world before she shoved two fingers in my ass
Around the World by limer March 4, 2005