The Fly Swatter

When you grab the fly of your pants towards a girl in a sexual manner, and she swats your hand away and slaps you with a sexual harassment lawsuit.

Jake from accounting tried to grope himself in front of me and I hit him with The Fly Swatter.

by Wibby Wu-tang January 22, 2021

Flying Dove

When you interlock your thumbs so that your palms are facing near you. Then insert your thumbs into someone’s ass and start flapping your hands like a bird.

For their anniversary, Jon was gonna receive a Flying Dove from his wife.

by Gambet July 28, 2024

Fly AF

Parker Jacobi Naylor

"who parker?"

"yea, he fly AF

by anonymous February 22, 2022

flying saucer

A type of unidentified aerial phenomenon distinctly shaped like two saucers sealed together with both bottoms facing outward. The term was first minted in the press after the June 1947 incident in which pilot Kenneth Arnold saw nine such aircraft flying in triangle formation and performing aerial maneuvers that broke the known laws of physics. Two weeks later, at least one other similar craft was reported by the Roswell Daily Record to have crashed near Roswell, New Mexico. The ensuing Air Force cover-up of the incident and legend that grew up around it catapulted the term into popular culture and cemented it as a central topic of extraterrestrial and paranormal studies.

Flying saucers are frequently reported as the vehicles used by small gray aliens during alien abductions of human beings.

She knows what she saw -- it was a flying saucer, not a weather balloon.

by Kuantum March 12, 2021

when bison fly

An alternative to da classic "bacon-'n'-spareribs"-worded facetious phrase meaning, "never".

If Duke da Golden Retriever had asked Jay Bush to agree dat he could reveal da secret family recipe "when bison fly" instead of da snout-and-curly-tail-equipped animal stipulated in da ad, perhaps Duke could have just gone out and bought a box of buffalo wings to show to Jay, and thus saved himself da trouble of outfitting said wild-boar ancestor wif a glider-body and motorized propeller.
Yeah, yeah, I know --- a BISON and BUFFALO are technically two different animals --- give me a little artistic license here, okay???

by QuacksO July 26, 2024

Flying Jepson

When you get a big ol’ wedgie on a roller coaster. YeeeeeOUCH!!!!

Person 1: “Gee golly willikersf Finn got quite the Flying Jepson the other day on the jonkler coaster! YeeeeeOUCH!!!!”

Person 2: “I know right, Flying Jepsons are the WORST! YeeeeeOUCH!!!!”

by Grimble Desmond Wootmole June 29, 2025

Flying Fladoodle

A flying fladoodle is an expresion used to state when a person dosent really cate about what is happening.

I dont give a flying fladoodle if you are hurt.

by Cloxudy June 1, 2021