grease monkey 

mechanic, or mechanically minded person

I got the grease monkey to fix my car

grease monkey by bobbo June 6, 2003

uh oh stinky monkey 

*Fart*
Uh oh
Stinky
Poop
Ahahahahahaha
Poopies
Funny poopies
Elelelelele
Haha
Funny poop, poop funny
Wheee
Haha
Yay for poopie
Good poopie
Poopie funny
Hahahahahahaha
Poop poop poop poop poop poop poop, funny
Yay
Fun fun poop!
Tee, hee, hee
Poop poopie, yay
Poop make me happy, happy, happy
Yahahahahaha

Uh oh
I think I made a poopie
Poop in pants, no diaper, that's funny!
Hahahahahahahahaha
Oopsie, poopy underwear now
Heee heehee
We want poopies
We want poopies
Hahahahahahahah
Hahahahaha
Hahahahahahahahahaha
Hahahaha
Poohoohoo-ah *cough*
Poop

uh oh stinky monkey, did you lose weight?

uh oh stinky monkey by Daddyfinger October 18, 2019

Cuddle Monkey

Someone who loves to be cuddled, or loves to cuddle with others

My boyfriend is such a cuddle monkey, he cuddles with me whenever he gets the chance. Even though it gets annoying, I love it.

Cuddle Monkey by Mariya Shadowblade February 27, 2009

fuck monkey

A fuck monkey is a rude and irritating person. They usually are someone who touch people in weird and aggravating ways. (Such as flicking them or slapping their neck randomly.) They are usually very loud as well.

Kyle: *walks by Peter and slaps his neck*
Peter: Screw you, fuck monkey!

fuck monkey by SlutVista March 10, 2016

angst monkey 

1) A person who truly enjoys angst and creating angst. Although they would never admit to actively searching for angst, they always seem to find plenty of it. relates to emo
2) A metaphorical monkey which brings angst to whose ever back it attaches itself to. From the phrase "he's got a monkey on his back." Rest assured that angst monkeys are much worse then normal back monkeys.

1) Ga! What happened to him now? ... What?! He is such an angst monkey!
2) The Angst Monkeys are coming for you!! Quickly throw them at emo kids!

angst monkey by Ami "KittyCat" Mizuno November 17, 2004

copy paste monkey

(Definition reinstated)
One who codes, HTML, PHP C, or any other language, by mindlessly copying random chunks of code from the work of others without fully understanding what the code does. This usualy causes bugs, bloat, and generaly nasty ass code. Also abbreviated "CPM"

<Fred> Why does the php on Bob's site keep shitting?
<Dom> Because he's a copy-paste-monkey.
*Fred is now known as Bob
<Bob> Eep! Eep! I am MONKEY! Give me BANANA!! ctrl-c, ctrl-v, ctrl-c, ctrl-v!

copy paste monkey by BlueEagle January 7, 2005

the monkey no-monkey existential quagmire 

1. an existential conundrum that involves both the strong desire to possess the monkey while simultaneously rejecting it.

2. an alternate state of consciousness in which one can both covet and despise the same object, idol, concept or place. may also apply to mommy, daddy, ABCs, elmo.

jack: "monkey."

jack: "NO MONKEY."

jack: "monkey."

daddy: "i believe we're stuck in the monkey no-monkey existential quagmire again."

the monkey no-monkey existential quagmire by big poppa philosophical August 30, 2010