cum balloons

when one fills balloons with the man juice then proceeds to throw them in the air and allow them to break over one's face.

Brian was bored with Jeff's games so he decided to play cum balloons by himself.

by mr. amazing July 30, 2008

cum martini

swimmers in a vermouth-coated martini glass, the preferred cocktail of cocky cockmongers

Winston Churchill was known for his affinity for dry cum martini, which he made by affixing pornography (Shakespearian sonnets in fancy typography) to a bottle of vermouth as he ejaculated. Some say he just liked cumming into a martini glass.

by honeyiscool March 24, 2008

condom-cum

condom-cum is the dick-gasm that a guy leaves in a rubber after it's been used.

As a teenager, I used to get together with some of my friends and we'd jack off in condoms and leave the used rubbers full of our condom-cum along "Lover's Lane" type places so the cum-sucking cum-collectors would find them and then eat our jizz!

by USAF Cadet August 14, 2021

cum-tunnel

A cum-tunnel is a guy's rectum.

Matt unloads in my cum-tunnel nearly every night - sometimes twice!

by USAF Cadet January 31, 2021

cum dumpster

(adj.) a slutty woman.

Look at that cum dumpster over there

by Murph January 16, 2003

cum stain

whats all over my bed

i had a cum stain on my black t-shirt, i banged her in that mini skirt

by jen December 16, 2003

cum burn

cum burn occurs when sperm is left on the skin long enough to dry, causing the person to rub long and hard enough to irratate the skin turning it a red sun burnt color

(1) I seen a chick who had massive cum burn on her face today.

(2) Put your shirt on dude, you got cum burn on your back.

by Random C October 19, 2009