Football, Basketball, or Baseball games played between the rivalry of “The Woodlands High School” and “The Woodlands College Park” for the reigning title of the superior Woodlands Highschool.
“Are you going to the Woodforest stadium for the war of the woods? College Park is starting mugshot mickey”
by Likelyjuice July 14, 2023
Get the War of the Woodsmug. Jeremy: B is the best letter in the alphabet.
Brian: No Z is the best letter.
Jeremy: Wanna start a letter war?
Brian: Yes.
Brian: No Z is the best letter.
Jeremy: Wanna start a letter war?
Brian: Yes.
by I know what u did. February 7, 2022
Get the Letter Warmug. World War 3 is the longest-lasting world war in history which started in 1973 and has not ended yet, although it is predicted it will end by 2026 . It was started in September 22, 1973 when the British Empire blockaded the English Channel to test a kettle. In response to this, Sealandic troops launched a hydrogen bomb in Manchester. Turkey, being part of NATO, then joined Britain by doing absolutely nothing. Same with the other NATO members. Then in 1990 Sealand made a defence pact with Antarctica and spent 1 decade once again doing nothing. Then a third pact came in and shrinked the armies of both. This new pact was armed by Sudan, South Africa, Cuba, Japan, Indonesia, and Brazil. Then that pact split into two smaller pacts, which kept on splitting. There are now 16 tiny pacts in the war and they are all shrinking. Once World War 3 ends, all pacts and countries will have become so small that they have gone bankrupt.
by WeirdMapper August 6, 2019
Get the World War 3mug. Hym "Using Vietnam war government gaslighting to silence a dissident and try to convince me to... What? Murder children? Not murder children? Who ARE these fucking psychologist working for you? You know that shit isn't going to get me to think differently, right? Let me ask you something: do you understand the difference between overt and covert? It's not going to make me surrender. I'm not going to stop. If you wanted me to stop or surrender the money would be in a bank account that I and I alone have access to and I would have already sent that money on antibiotics assuming that what you are doing doesn't obstruct my ability to receive care. Which I don't. I don't assume that. I haven't spent any money. And I would be getting for my contributions. Which means when I watch Rick and Morty, MY NAME scrolls across the screen when the credits roll. When people talk about AI MY NAME would be brought up in relationship why I works now when it didn't before. Those 2 things are THE ONLY things that will end this. And it's hard to call that surrender."
by Hym Iam January 10, 2025
Get the Vietnam War government gaslightingmug. Waitress “Can I get yous something to drink?”
Me “I’ll have a Sweet Iced Tea”
Waitress “You mean a War In Tea?”
Me “I’ll have a Sweet Iced Tea”
Waitress “You mean a War In Tea?”
by Michael word rocker January 17, 2019
Get the War In Teamug. by Tf2 main March 2, 2020
Get the Endless Warmug. The 2023 Israel–Hamas war or Gaza war if you're a nerd is the war where your side is good and the other side is an evil virus of Satan led by Hitler. Those warcrimes your side committed? Didn't happen. Your side did nothing wrong. It's those "other" people that kill civilians. Remember, all conflicts are entirely black and white and there's only two sides those two sides being good and evil. You have the most dibs over Palestine. Their religion is sillier. The very political party you once blindly followed has turned away from you as it marches in the streets with the flag of your hated enemy as the political horseshoe of extremism goes full circle. 30,000 dead in 4.5 months. Healthcare collapse, famine, complete unwillingness to negotiate by either side. It's not going to end. At least we can all agree on one thing, it was all the god damn British.
by I didn't think too hard February 20, 2024
Get the 2023 Israel–Hamas warmug.