Social Appointment

A subtle or discreet way of inferring that one is engaging in adult activities.

Hey, Jack! Are you going to Ariels party tonight?

Nah, bro...I have a social appointment tonight

by SteveTheMainMan September 10, 2020

social blunt

When all you all realize that you’re high af but you continue to pass the blunt and feel socially obligated to hit it.

*passing around the blunt for the last round*
“Bro did we just hit that again...... social blunt!”

by Laxb23 January 14, 2018

Social Tedia

An internet based form of boring communication that saps you of energy and loses you hours in time.

How's the revision going?
Not well, I've just lost 4 hours on social tedia...

"Hey, are you gonna to be much longer, we need to leave in 10 minutes?"
"I'll be down in a minute I wanna take a selfie and post where we're going...."
"Nooooo.... FFS stay off social tedia we'll never get out ...

by Hodge Bop May 31, 2022

Social shreker

When you can't watch Shrek alone, because that's tragic af.

Hey, wanna hang? I need to get me some Shrek. Damn girl you a social shreker.

by Shreklord1 December 2, 2017

Social Square

Two or more people talking to each other while blocking a heavy traffic area like a retail store aisle or parking lot.

Can they break up their social square, so people can get their stuff and go?

by jondich July 28, 2020

Social Lysenkoism

Yeah, blame it on the libs.

Hym “Nice! Way to blame your social lysenkoism on the libs. Brilliant. What do you do about unearned privileged (like the privilege enjoyed by you nepotistic offspring)? Nothing! What do you do about unearned status? Prevent it at all cost! What do you do about unearned moral virtue?precent it at all cost!”

by Hym Iam October 27, 2022

Social Justice Demolisher

SJD for short,
The act of issuing hate towards a certain person or group of people who are way too pretentious for their own good while using well thought arguments and reason in order to demolish these pretentious people's "opinions".

Mark: I'm a real Social Justice Demolisher, I just completely rekt a BuzzFeed article about white males that stated that all white males are racist/sexist.
Karen: Oh mark, there should be at least 2 SJD's for every SJW only then can stupidity/ignorance completely die.

by CutNracker December 30, 2016