fire one off the cuff

To masturbate (male)

My bitch wasn't around and I was hornier than a dog with two dicks, so I quickly fired one off the cuff before she came home.

by Absintheminded April 09, 2004

fire breathing snow dragon

when you cum ing a girls mouth, who you just met, but right before she swallows you whisper in her ear i have syphilis and watch her spit it everywhere

tom gave jane a fire breathing snow dragon on their first last date

by stink1 January 16, 2009

st. elmo's fire

an electro-luminescent corona discharge between nipples during sex..

with bosom's in each ear when things heat-up st. elmo's fire starts. Its shorts out your brain for about 10 seconds!!!

by itichie_nocanpo August 11, 2006

sit in the fridge and have a fire

it means to sit in the garage (fridge) when the weather is cold and smoke a bowl (fire)

"Wanna sit in the fridge and have a fire?"
"Yeah, let's go!"

by Stefizzle December 06, 2006

out of the frying pan and into the fire

from one bad situation to an evern worse one

Last winter, the the country came out of the frying pan and into the fire as far as weather is concerned.

by The Return of Light Joker October 14, 2007

Brazilian Fire Hydrant

When you are having intercourse from the rear of your partner and before your partner orgasms, they spew liquid diarrhea on the stomach of the other partner.

My girlfriend was sick so she gave me an Brazilian Fire Hydrant last night.

by southernkrusade April 12, 2010

Thick as a Fire Door

To imply ones friend or colleague is extremely thick

Fuck me Geordie, your as thick as a fire door

by iamamanufan January 12, 2011