muffins 

Delicious personal cakes. They come in many flavors like blueberry and chocolate!

Muffins are good. I ate one.

muffins by Coasterboi April 3, 2008

muffincunt 

Muffincunt: 1) A vagina that is so large and swollen it appears to take the shape of a muffin, being rather bulbous.

2) A term of endearment used towards a lady who is fellatious, but has a heart of gold.

1) God, Tammy had such a muffincunt! It was disgusting!

2) God muffincunt, you crack me up!

muffincunt by Big Ben September 12, 2004

Pony Muffins

Horse poop, usually found on a trail. Usually used in polite company.

Whe we go for walks I have to watch carefully so my dog doesn't eat Pony Muffins.

Pony Muffins by Stormguts BrightBlade April 28, 2006

MuffinMuggers 

The #1 Reptile

Joe: I was playing online Mortal Kombat today and i lost 150-0 against a Reptile.
Brant: Must have been MuffinMuggers. Everyone knows he's #1.

MuffinMuggers by Pig Of The Hut December 8, 2012

Killer Muffins 

Killer muffins are those muffins you put in your mouth but go to far to soon and they make you choke.

Bella had some killer muffins and didnt relise then gave one to daniel :( poor daniel but he is alive just he almost wasn't

Killer Muffins by Ranga Tank August 25, 2011

crud muffins 

1. To be surprised

2. "Oh, Shit"

3. Muffins coverd in crap

First guy: "Dude, did u study for the test today?"
Second guy: "Crud muffins! I forgot"

crud muffins by Stealthcrip October 16, 2005

MUFINO 

Manchester United Fan In Name Only. An acronym coined by Sanish Fernandez (word surgeon in Bangalore, working for a rather large IT firm)

"That Joe, he's a MUFINO: when the Mancs win 1-0, he comes out screaming, thumping his chest, but as soon as one of the London teams start to lead, he declares them champions-elect."

MUFINO by Joke Hole April 1, 2009