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The thing inside your skull.
A thing most noobs lack.
Noob: lyk 0mg i'm s0 c00l w@tchin jerzey shore.
Troll/Human with Brain: What the fucking fuck? Do you have a brain?

Noob: lyk 0mg ur s0 mean. l3av3 m3 al0ne 2 g0 drink s0me cheap alchahole or sumfink.

Noobs statuses: your a dickhead and your a jerk.
Troll/Grammar Nazi: You're a dick head and you're a jerk. Use your brains next time. You're = you are. Your = ownership/possession.
Brain by AmyCaresAboutGrammar September 26, 2011

brain garbage 

1. useless clutter that fills brain space, such as infomercial jingles, ex-significant-others' egg preferences, etc.

2. the jumbled words that mistakenly escape when one attempts to speak when tired, intoxicated, or otherwise distracted
"I totally spewed brain garbage all over Josh when he asked me what time it was. I think I told him 'no, I like green apples.'"
brain garbage by fizzygirl October 26, 2007

braindum 

being dumb while having the name brandon.
originating from when kenny called brandon braindum,because hes an idiot.
hey whats up braindum
braindum by brandon t. B. June 15, 2008

braincake 

Food for thought. Chewy intelligentsia. Dense and gooey ideas. Delicious insights. Bite-size factoids. Tasty repartee. And so much better than mental floss.
Op art is one thing. Social sensibilities, as displayed through subversive art, makes my head spin. Braincake! Yummy!
braincake by Signal Editorial December 9, 2008

brainbow 

(n.) - a brilliant idea that soars "over the rainbow" during a group brainstorming session
"Bob, your idea is so good, I want to call it a brainbow! It really soars above the rest, and it's a keeper. Brilliant!"

-- Overheard at a watercooler in Mountain View, California on January 9, 2010
brainbow by PRwiz101 January 16, 2010

Brain Meats 

The tasty delicious meats, found exclusively within the skulls of the stupid, infirm, obese and young. Often craved by zombies and cadaver kids (AKA goths).
q:My brain meats hurt!
a:Could that be because a zombie is munching on them?
Brain Meats by Sangre Meum June 1, 2010